Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant, the same woman who comforted me when he cheated on me the year before. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out during my eleventh year anniversary with my husband that he was cheating on me with his recently deceased friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, my husband left me for the whore he cheated on me with four years ago. I forgave him and took him back then. I guess I deserved this for being stupid and trusting him once again. FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
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Welshite 40
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
tdudey123 14
Accountant? More like accountramp! Yes my joke was bad and I should feel bad.
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Comments (186)
GarageDragon 22
You gave him a second chance. He blew it. Time to kick his ass to the curb OP, you can do better.
jakeydudey 13
I agree with the 'once a cheater always a cheater'. I had a girlfriend although knowing she had cheated in past relationships. It was almost 2 years and for every guy that started flirting with her I got involved, because obviously I was angry, then another guy came along so I tested her faithfulness to me and didn't react. Look at that, she's gone off and snogged him. I know I'm generalising off of a past relationship but I don't know anyone who was once a cheater turn themselves around. Ps, my ex is a **** ;D
mr_sarcastic416 29
"Daddy" was just doing his taxes
Raykyogrou03 12
She's probably the one he cheated on you with in the first place.
catanita 18
Time to make a change in your life.......
Fuzzynavel 10
She couldn't have been his accountant. everyone knows girls can't do math.
trick74 2
You dissever it you dumb bitch he cheats on you once and you still stay with him?! Wtf go to hell you ******* idiot!!!!
Needafarm 22
Wow, you need a lesson in sympathy and spelling. Another thing, I do believe that OP is in hell right now and your comment is not productive here.
liltwistism 12
Some people are just really unfit for marriage.
brandoneyez1 25
Cut a bitch... Lol
Needafarm 22
There are many people that don't like the idea that so many of us are suggesting that OP leave her husband. To them I would like to point out that OP's husband has cheated before. OP only knows of two women, but there could be more. If OP stays with her husband and tries to work it, do you really believe that she can forget about his cheating? That he was touching other women in the same manner that he would be touching her? For some cheating is an addiction, like alcohol. She can do all the forgiving and steps to try to create the bond they once had, but until he wants to change, nothing will happen and just like an alcoholics wife, OP will always be searching for those hidden alcohol bottles that he husband has stashed somewhere.