Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant, the same woman who comforted me when he cheated on me the year before. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out during my eleventh year anniversary with my husband that he was cheating on me with his recently deceased friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, my husband left me for the whore he cheated on me with four years ago. I forgave him and took him back then. I guess I deserved this for being stupid and trusting him once again. FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
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Welshite 40
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
tdudey123 14
Accountant? More like accountramp! Yes my joke was bad and I should feel bad.
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Comments (186)
XxTaliaxX 16
Why are you still with him?
itsjaliciaa 5
You Should've Known .
the_loveliest3 6
that's why you leave someone the second they cheat. done it once, got away with it, he'll do it over and over again.
falconpoke007 10
What's with all of these skanky, cheating husbands?! Honestly, the nerve of some people. Sorry OP. How you find someone worth it.
Lili_love 14
time to ditch this prick like you should have the first time around
Grimnirwher9 21
YDI. That's what you get when you stay with your partner if he (or she) cheated on you.
silvanawernli 5
break up with him immediately.
anonymousy37 5
Shouldn't that be Ex-Husband
Baybiiie 11
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice?!! Run for the hills.FYL
an3ph 20
Now you know that you should have known then.