Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant, the same woman who comforted me when he cheated on me the year before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out during my eleventh year anniversary with my husband that he was cheating on me with his recently deceased friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, my husband left me for the whore he cheated on me with four years ago. I forgave him and took him back then. I guess I deserved this for being stupid and trusting him once again. FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
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Welshite 40
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
tdudey123 14
Accountant? More like accountramp! Yes my joke was bad and I should feel bad.
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Comments (186)
How_you_doin 10
Once a cheater always a cheater!!!!!!! If my husband ever did that to me he'd be out on his ass quicker than he could imagine! Your an idiot for staying after the first time, I understand how hard it must've been but you have to get out of that toxic r/ship for your own good!!
BellaBelle_fml 23
The pain that goes along with finding out that your spouse has cheated on you, especially with more than one person, and the broken trust and the disrespect is unimaginable to me. When you deeply love and trust someone and have made a lifelong commitment to them, to have all of that broken would be completely unbearable. But it's because of that deep love and trust that you have towards your spouse that makes it extremely hard for some people to leave once they have found out about their indiscretions. You are so desperate to keep that love and bond that you will sometimes go against your better judgement and try to salvage your marriage in hopes that they will change. I might not agree with it, but I can understand why some people foolishly stay with a cheater. Personally, I don't think I could bear to go through a situation like this and stay with my husband.
zandalee 20
118- get that stick out of your ass!
How_you_doin 10
Your offended by the term? Wow I apologise for having insulted you by using an abbreviation on an Internet site! Just to show how sorry I am... R/SHIP R/SHIP R/SHIP R/SHIP R/SHIP R/SHIP R/SHIP R/SHIP Feel better?
Zebediabolical 45
I'm personally more offended by 24's use of 'your' instead of 'you're'. Though to be honest I did go to reddit to look for /ship. Boy was I surprised by the results.
Jelbeztok 17
FYL because you had those horrible people in you life, but YDI for staying with a cheater.
dakatabg 31
Divorce time
ozpunker 20
What a ****. That goes to both of them.
Stefanie88 24
Hopefully you learned your lesson this time.
GraceyGirl523 9
That sucks, but ydi for taking him back
pattayarick 8
I bet that you still won't dump that p.o.s.
Wealthyparrot 9
I knew I made the right choice, going into accounting.
BellaBelle_fml 23
So you want to be an accountant for the sole purpose of being an adulterous scumbag who helps in destroying people's marriages? Interesting…
The_Mr_Troll 14
That does suck, but you deserved it for not leaving him after the first time.
3rdbass 9
She's good with digits, apparently.