Today, someone left a note on the front door saying, "Let's play Hide and Seek". Whoever left the note apparently took the wheels off my truck and scattered them. So far, I've found one in my pool, and two outside my neighbor's house. I still can't find the last one. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus". FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I didn't secure my friend's wheelchair well enough to my car roof before giving him a ride. It flew off mid-drive and we still haven't found it. FML
Today, I woke up to all 4 of my wheels stolen from my car. The thieves were kind enough to leave the car resting on wooden blocks and bricks. FML
Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML
Today, I've owned my dream car for 11 days. Someone backed into it while it parked at work, and drove away without leaving a note. A man at a nearby business knows who did it but won't tell me because it was one of his customers. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Good thing you found the third one in the pool. Otherwise, you'd be too tired.
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
Let's hope that person is good at hiding because i dread to think what you might do to them, with a pool in your backyard i think we all know how this will end
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Comments (9)
Aj Castelletto 11
i marked you deserved it because i feel like this must be someone you pissed off personally lmao
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
Let's hope that person is good at hiding because i dread to think what you might do to them, with a pool in your backyard i think we all know how this will end
RichardPencil 32
Good thing you found the third one in the pool. Otherwise, you'd be too tired.
ojosRojos 28
...what?? Who does that? I feel like there’s more to this story
mfranks19891989 10
$75 and I’ll give you your tire back!
Mathalamus 25
You probably did something to deserve it.
Mungolikecandy 19
Time to invest in locking wheel nuts.
stormy0307 16
Do inflated tires float?
AmbrosiaFan 19
Spare tire while you look around.