Today, I was tidying my room when my gran came in and offered to help. I said I didn't need any, but she started going through it anyway. She found a tube of "Very Cherry" lube and asked what it was. I subtly tore off the label and tried to convince her it was a face mask. She's taken it to try it out tonight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went through my purse. She pulled out a half empty bottle of lube. She asked what it was and I told her lotion. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids covered in lube. Then their mom came home. FML
Today, my Nana asked me to get her a book from her nightstand, but failed to specify which nightstand was hers. I stumbled across my grandparents' collection of sex toys instead. FML
Today, I was sitting on my 70 year-old grandmother's bed with my older brother. I decided to snoop through the cabinet at the back of her bed, and I pulled out what I naively thought was a strange looking flashlight. When I twisted the bottom of it to see what would happen, it started vibrating. FML
Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently she's spending the night so she can make it to a doctor's appointment in the morning. FML
Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML
Today, my younger brother and my parents were in my dorm room. When I wasn't looking, my brother opened the top drawer of my dresser (where I had a tube of half-used lube) and asked out loud: "What's Astroglide?" FML
Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when she walked by my room. Instead of confronting me, she told my dad I was doing drugs. FML
Today, my grandma and I went shopping. When I picked up some shower gel, she started ranting in front of everyone that shower gel injures one's "lady parts" and causes infertility, and that she wants me to give her great-grandchildren. FML
Today, I woke up at my grandparents house since my mom was out of town, still half asleep i went to brush my teeth. Mid brush my mouth started getting numb I looked again at the tooth paste I used..turns out it was my grandpa's anti-itch anal cream. FML
Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML
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Top comments
3mi1y_ 16
I love gullible people :')
perdix 31
Looks like Gran is getting ready for a very special kind of facial. Is Gramps still around or is Gran going have to snag a bloke at the local pub to provide the other fluid of this "treatment?"
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3mi1y_ 16
I love gullible people :')
caester9 0
Oh my god...
bailes_o_hay 0
you win the worlds weirdest picture contest
browncity23 0
I beg to differ 27
Carlie_McCartney 1
you've got a point...it's kinda awkward
bubbarific 0
0_0 ssrly wht IS up wit tht pic
Mauskau 36
rofl at the dog pic
Mehness 0
Why would she catch on fire?
1personinthiswor 0
First three pictures on this comment thread (not #1's) skeeve me out. Just sayin. lol And this FML isn't that bad. It would be better if your Grandma realized what it was while it was on her face, and then posted her version.
LightningLadyy 0
14, 35, you guys are definitely tied for weirdest I've seen in a while...
you_failed 15
noo 14s the strangest but its too hilarious xD
iSitt 0
oh she knew what it's really for. that's the real fml.
adriane209 0
This should be illustrated!
EffinAhole 0
35- Harry and the Hendersons! Probably 95% of people on here have no idea what I'm talking about.
bleigh 0
sounds totally fake to me
SeasonedLemur 5
I love her gran!!! =P
madster88 0
what if she uses it to **********?!?! u better watch her!!! :)
whymee55 6
at least she won't smell like wee :) bright side
steeledwolf 8
cool dog
boopityboppity 11
Cool cat, actually.
boopityboppity 11
It's funny because it's a phrase. Get it?
Paula231_fml 0
Haha
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
grandma needs to moisturize.
5t3ff1k4h 47
A mask doesn't always moisturize.
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
ok.
whymee55 6
people like you annoy me :/
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
good.
Pleasure_Pirate 0
Lmao.. 22 FTW
whymee55 6
not you the girl before you I agree with you
5t3ff1k4h 47
I annoy you because I point out flaws in other people's arguments? I like the other girl's answer. "Good."
perdix 31
Looks like Gran is getting ready for a very special kind of facial. Is Gramps still around or is Gran going have to snag a bloke at the local pub to provide the other fluid of this "treatment?"
SeasonedLemur 5
You've got issues...
spanelli 16
Everyone does. You're no different.
perdix 31
SeasonedLemur, why are you wasting everyone's time stating the obvious? OP, you should warn your gran not to squeeze your lube tube too hard -- she could pop your Cherry.
krysxkatastrophe 14
My God Perdix. I ******* love you.
folfg7 0
lmfaomf!!!!!
sipher16 0
perdix, you always make my day a little funnier lol
DanielleSaysHell 0
huh?
perdix 31
What can I help you with #34? I'm happy to give assistance to anyone who contributes such a nice downshirt pic that brightens my day.
skullbashd 3
if I gave the the downshift pic of a asian hitler kitty will you assist me?
perdix 31
Sure, why not?
RedPillSucks 33
What about me! I don't wanna be left out... (Or maybe granny downshirt).
smlblkchvy95 0
danielle sure has some nice knockers
smlblkchvy95 0
34- nice protrusions
perdix 31
RPS, no downshirt is necessary from you. What kind of help would you need? You usually get my comments better that just about anyone.
bigbadtim 7
Ha ha ha ha ha, you just lost your cherry.
carnage1106 0
lmfao
nw42 0
that's great dude
vinylcat 0
maybe your gran knows very well what the product is and is going to try it out with the pool boy.
nevershouttater 0
Awh, you shoulda just said it was personal or something and walked away.
h2opoloplaya 0
kool story kid