Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Top comments
Goblin182 27
Get a thong made from ceramic tile, maybe that will turn him on.
mattzawesome 28
Nothing like a blank boring wall to get your motor running. Sorry OP but maybe he "finished".
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Comments (62)
worldclassrager 41
Dafuq did I just read?
ourtneyc 14
how would he have sex with the shower wall? rub his dick against it??
_minifty 15
Basically
rainbowsRlove 15
flat things must get him going
olpally 33
Lol what the **** is wrong with your husband? Smh. xD
Drnavid 13
I think he was fascinating about something. We that fascination had been cut off, it went soft. It's not YOU, it's how brain works!
tabbycat2007 22
I think you mean fantasizing.
HollywoodHitter 21
Just gets curioser and curioser these days!
elsie23 11
You should be proud it wasn't with another woman.
pandablair 16
Sometimes sex gets boring after a while in long-term relationships. It's nothing to be ashamed of, but instead maybe an opportunity to try something new! Either way it might be best to have a talk. Good luck OP, hope all works out!
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
Awkward moment. lol
zeffra13 31
Maybe he was embarrassed he got caught?