Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband going down on another woman. Instead of speaking, he looked at me, got up, and slammed the door. FML
Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
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Goblin182 27
Get a thong made from ceramic tile, maybe that will turn him on.
mattzawesome 28
Nothing like a blank boring wall to get your motor running. Sorry OP but maybe he "finished".
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Comments (62)
cooltatgar 31
Use the shower head *wink wink*
Damarcus 22
we all have our moments
mercyelvira42 23
How exactly does one have sex with a shower wall?
thisguy22 33
I imagine it was a fleshlight that attaches to the shower wall. I'm not sure though.
MegasaurusRex89 28
or just rubbing against it
nonsensical 26
Those exist???? Do they have ****** with suction cups for the bathroom wall too?
rainbowsRlove 15
yes they do actually
DaRito 25
Rubbing against it, lubricated with a mild shampoo or something that wouldn't hurt.
scarlett3diaz 24
you so sound like you're a pro at banging your shower
FenHarel 9
That's really quite the feat. You should be proud.
snowneo 16
Not sure how one has sex with a shower wall, but don't feel too bad, he was probably embarrassed which caused him to go soft.
bad_boyfriend 10
Maybe I'm in the minority, but getting caught ******* an inanimate object would make me go soft as well.
MagnusDeus 24
My bet is he was imagining some fantasy, and when you got in he was embarrassed.
chuka81 27
For a moment there, he was pretending the wall was Beyonce. You ruined it for the poor guy.
ThrottleJockey 36
I didn't think Beyonce was that flat?
Silk_Routes 14
now this is a real FYL op
IWishIWasObama 12
Glory hole?
interesting33 37
I wish you were Obama too - mainly because t would be awesome to have him on fml. But you rock too!