Today, I thought I felt a spider crawling by my eye. Having a huge fear of spiders, like an idiot, I lamped myself in square in the eye. I now have a partial black eye because of what turned out to be a feather. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML
Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML
Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML
Today, I was washing dishes when I picked up a plate and saw a huge spider. Trying to be nice, I took the plate outside and tried to gently push the spider off. The wind blew it into my eye. FML
Today, I thought a spider had fallen on me, so I wounded up accidentally punching myself. Twice. I hate nose bleeds. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML
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julfunky 29
I terrified of spiders. I broke my tablet in the process of killing one. So as someone who experiences the side effects of this irrational fear, let me just say... YDI. Every time we do something like this, it’s our own fault. Unfortunately the fear is real and we will never learn.
kathryn13 17
To be honest I would have done the same. Can’t ever risk it with spiders.
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
I have a huge fear of eye-eating feathers. I’d hope to knock myself out cold if that happened to me!
kathryn13 17
To be honest I would have done the same. Can’t ever risk it with spiders.
julfunky 29
I terrified of spiders. I broke my tablet in the process of killing one. So as someone who experiences the side effects of this irrational fear, let me just say... YDI. Every time we do something like this, it’s our own fault. Unfortunately the fear is real and we will never learn.
Trinity Fenwick 7
evert heard of a mirror? besides, spiders are awesome.
ThrottleJockey 36
At least you didn't try to kill it with fire.