Today, I had the longest, bloodiest, bloody nose ever when I was at work. I got blood on a few materials as I was running to the restroom. I work in a food factory, so everything had to be sanitized and thrown out. Now management wants me to pay for everything we had to throw out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a nosebleed at work after having recent surgery. As I was walking to the bathroom, I tripped and fell, sending blood splattering everywhere. My manager, who was walking by, looked at me and said, “You’re really committed to the bit.” I was too embarrassed to respond. FML
Today, I was at rehearsal for a musical. I got a violent nosebleed in the middle of rehearsing and got blood all over my costume. I now owe $350 to the company for the damage I caused. FML
Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML
Today, I parked in the parking lot at work feeling like I had to sneeze. As I was walking in, the sneeze finally came. Apparently, my nose was bleeding so when I sneezed, blood got all over the floor and my brand new work clothes. FML
Today, I went back to work after a nasty sinus infection. While I was talking to my manager, I sniffled, and a huge ropy string of green snot popped out of my nose. My manager pointed and shrieked, "OH MY GOD! EWWWW!", getting the attention of everyone in the office. FML
Today, I had to take out the grease traps from our fryers. A very rude co-worker cut me off, so I had to abruptly stop and try to prevent as much spilling as possible. Luckily, it only spilled on me. I'm here for six more hours with burned, smelly, greasy spots all over my skin and clothes. FML
Today, I got a nosebleed. For 7 hours. I ended up in the ER. FML
Today, I was working at a fast food restaurant when I cut my hand. There was a good amount of blood flowing out so I ran to my manager and asked where the first aid kit was. He then picked up a washcloth and some tape and handed it to me. FML
Today, after stopping to pick up dinner at a fast food joint, I got a nosebleed. I immediately reached into the bag to grab napkins and began stuffing them up my nose, only to find out too late that a mustard packet had burst in the bag. FML
Today, I was working at the checkout. Trying to be hygienic, I suppressed a sneeze. I continued to serve the next person. As I was giving her her change, she looked at me with a horrified expression. I looked down and my shirt was covered in a trail of snot all the way to my belt. FML
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Top comments
nix1993 41
I used to work in an assembly line making sandwiches and I got fired because we had a surprise inspection and I was wearing gloves and a medical mask, which apparently caused unnecessary alarm. I had the flu and I had tried to call in sick every day for the past 3 days and had been told I would be fired if I didn't show up. I guess common sense is not all that common in the food production industry!
jimeple 12
It was an accident. You don't have to pay for anything.
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Comments (50)
mattzawesome 28
Don't pick your nose so much then, eh?
domolovesyoshi 33
Yes that is the only ever cause of a bloody nose, moron
Stxsyh 30
Bloody nose doesn't only happen because of nose picking, #1. -.-
bonjourhello 25
Jfc take a joke guys
may14th 26
I have a hereditary bleeding disorder and get random bloody noses at least three times a week.
mattzawesome 28
That's cool, I didn't ask.
Krankerev 10
I don't think that was relevant to the conversation
verysmarmy 11
Today, I realised that no-one on a popular entertainment website is capable of identifying humour. FML.
jimeple 12
It was an accident. You don't have to pay for anything.
jake_braves 25
Bloody hell, op!
hellobobismyname 24
Exactly. Refuse to pay. The law should be on your side with this one.
ohSNAPyall 27
Moreso because it's a medical accident.
thatguy9261 15
Hope you can pay
LowLifeKid 15
He doesn't need to.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Or have to.
websphere69 27
wow, that's a bloody mess now to be in. Not sure that they can make you do that if it wasn't your fault though.
HorrorJr 26
Damn @_@
soodytheboi 23
Wow I'm sorry OP. You shouldn't be held responsible for something that was not your fault.
nix1993 41
I used to work in an assembly line making sandwiches and I got fired because we had a surprise inspection and I was wearing gloves and a medical mask, which apparently caused unnecessary alarm. I had the flu and I had tried to call in sick every day for the past 3 days and had been told I would be fired if I didn't show up. I guess common sense is not all that common in the food production industry!
FlutterLoud 29
That's how it was when I worked at subway, so I said "fine then fire me. I'm not getting the whole town sick because the manager doesn't want to cover shifts for anyone" bleh
Mohamedegypt 13
you could actually get a lawyer for that, and you'd probably win the case too.
CrassKal 27
14, If you can afford a lawyer, which I would say most people working at Subway couldn't.
nix1993 41
To be honest I wasn't too upset; it was more than a little bit worrying that taking sensible hygiene precautions when making food was not only considered unnecessary but was actually 'alarming'.
fsomelife 26
#8 and #13, kudos to you for being such responsible people and minding others! I wish at least more, if not all, workers would be this sensible! Major respect to you guys.
PoolDeadio 12
That's bloody ridiculous!
ConfusedCat 11
Not now deadpool!
n_a_t_a_l_i_e 6
Lay off the cocaine bro ?
thesmeagol 22
Don't tell me how to live my life.
Rubbamonkey 5
Tell them to kiss your ass, they can't make you pay for it. If they try to I'd sue, they can only write it off as a loss