Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
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9echo 17
I'm just trying to imagine what happened after you walked in... FML
DocBastard 40
What a great girlfriend. She obviously doesn't like fuzzy nuggets.
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Comments (115)
vffjvsegb 11
Which is worse?
hammer_chen 4
Ask her how she managed that kind of skill
GamerMom392 19
Please tell me one of them said "It's not what it looks like"! LMAO!
blueskiess 6
DAD?!?
reisz618 2
It's times like this that make you yearn for cyanide capsule, hidden in a tooth.
Fou_Lou 20
YDI for not knocking.
javery5 4
i can see all three of you staring at each other akwardly.
Euphrates 10
All i see in my mind is pubic hair flying around the bathroom
siriusjones 6
Lighten up. You wouldn't want her sucking hairy balls, would you?
that_person18 4
Wait.. Shaving OFF??