crazydaughter
Egypt
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
baldspot
Australia
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
noname
France
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curlyisnogood
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Sh*t
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Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Twisted firestarter
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to tan herself with her regular desk lamp. She won't believe that it wouldn't give her a tan. She's 16 years old. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Squeakyclean
It's the new thing!
Today, my 14 year-old daughter threw a massive fit over showering. She dislodged the shower curtain rod and threatened to beat us with it if we ever force her to shower again. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
julia
United States
Sharing is caring
Today, my daughter used my towel. She thought that because it was clean, it would be okay. She’s 27. FML
stinky
Febreze
Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML
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nofearjenshere 12
Yes, because the heat from the blow dryer will not make her sweat more.
SkoomaKi 28
Someone needs a lesson on hygiene...
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SkoomaKi 28
Someone needs a lesson on hygiene...
YtotsDI 0
Well You see, sweat is great for cleaning. It enhances the pores making you very clean compared to beach rats.
Archon 7
At least she saves on water.
TheDrifter 24
Or a man with the right fetish. "Oh yeah baby, sweat for me like I just chased you across the playground." Too far?
SkoomaKi 28
11 - But at what cost?! WHAT COST?! She'll stink really bad, warn of boyfriends (good for OP's Dad I guess) and have a risk of some disease/infection maybe?
YtotsDI 0
12- okay *creeply face and rapes your ass with a spoon* what? Its not THAT weird!
blackheart24 10
Sounds like OPs daughter has the proper makings of a hobo.
Tweekz14 5
26-hobos aren't fortunate enough to own blow dryers..
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
32 Even if a hobo did manage to buy a blow drier,what would they plug it into. Only a few cardboard boxes have power outlets.
friedchickenpie 14
Maybe she does need to learn about hygiene, but I'm sure she's GOT A GOOD REASON FOR TAKING THE EASY WAY OUT
kayla_ann0o 9
Like mother like daughter.
xoconnie 8
after gym class, some kids do this ALL the time! its gross, but it works.
KILLERTOAST13 4
sanitary
BehindU 5
Ingenious
Nevereverland 8
Boobies.
gamercanadian 11
Smart daughter you have raised. At least she's saving on water thou.
IronicIrony 8
Am I the only one who kind of wants to try this...? Yes? Oh...
xoconnie 8
she could have just changed her shirt if she was home! but other kids do this in my gym class lol sooo its no biggy
lukep135 6
Man **** your life indeed! How do you manage to make it through the day?
nofearjenshere 12
Yes, because the heat from the blow dryer will not make her sweat more.
BehindU 5
Set the blow dryer on cold?
Feared 9
Little do you know about air drying. Have you been through a car wash? How do automatic car washes dry the car?
thejewishfuhrer 17
Cars don't sweat...
Acaprice14 9
Some blow dryers have the option of "Cool". Which feels amazing.
Nevereverland 8
Well showers are long and tiresome i can approve this fml.
EmreArslan 11
I find showers relaxed and they certainly help even lose some stress and wake up :)
ThisIsMyReign 4
31 - Don't forget showers help you sober up.
longview_fml 0
5 - You're disgusting.
HaraAishi 8
31, I must be doing it wrong then. Showering puts me to sleep.
PhishloverA 14
Wow #5 I must not know how to shower then because I take like 2 minute showers. That isn't long
whatcase 16
I bet shes a big fan of it..
KeyboardWarrior 10
Nice try.
BehindU 5
You're full of hot air if you think anyone will understand your weak puns.
BobbieH 19
Wow that pun sucks! FYL
eddeeezzyy 19
That is disgusting
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
That pun was almost as bad as OP's daughters armpit stench.
Irakli_1 27
That's hm... different
xXxIracebethxXx 14
I think the word you're looking for is repulsive.
mrshaffer 2
Somebody needs to get laid
RedPillSucks 33
With logic like that applied to the rest of her life, she'll go far. *no need to wipe after pooping, it takes too much effort*
RavenDesired 10
Sesshomaru!
l0v3p4in 7
I would hate to be around her when Aunt Flo comes to visit. She and her aunt will make your whole house smell like a fish market. Perhaps, leaving her out in the rain or when you're washing your car accidentally spraying her off with the hose or Febrezing the life out of her when she's not looking. For the sake of all those around with a sense of smell, try something! Anything!
katamine 17
I've done that before. With the cold setting. Sometimes there just isn't time...
berichsoon 11
It doesn't matter, you make time. I would rather take a shower and be late, than knowing I stink and be on time
twisted_cherub 14
So use a wet cloth and a little soap. It'll take less time than blow-drying your sweat away, and you won't smell again within a few minutes.
MissHayleyJames 7
Sometimes you can't make time. That's when you lather on deodorant and drive with the windows down.
HaraAishi 8
#46 - Not gonna lie, I've done that waaaaaaaaaaay too many times.
berichsoon 11
That's when you drag her butt to the shower
LaughinStock 16
Yeah I'm going to have to agree with Mike the Situation. Op that's just dirty, tell her ass to get in that shower.
berichsoon 11
You think you are funny, That was messed up, I didn't know who mike the situation was, I had to look him up. I think I'm better looking jk