Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
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9echo 17
I'm just trying to imagine what happened after you walked in... FML
DocBastard 40
What a great girlfriend. She obviously doesn't like fuzzy nuggets.
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Comments (115)
happyfingers 15
Ummm.... How do you even go about asking someone to shave you there? Also, that should probably be done behind a LOCKED door next time. But still, wtf... Sorry you had to see that OP. That must've been horrifying.
imlifeless2 25
Spiderman, Spiderman, gets a shave while you're in bed...
ZombieSazza 34
Lol WTF?! Can't he shave his own balls? Well, be thankful I guess. She was only shaving them and he didn't have his **** down her throat instead.
52564 8
Shrinkage, that's what happened I bet
bikramkohli 11
Love is shaving your boyfriend's balls. Sigh!
pinkshirtbadman 15
He's going for a vasectomy and didn't want the doctor to have to do it
terryaly 13
gross!
siggy_mcsigx 22
I'm confused how you managed to sneak up on them. If any snu snu time happens in my house I'm super paranoid, if my parents are home.
Neyuu 18
If you're calling it snu snu time, you probably shouldn't be breeding.
karCSJ 9
its because you live in Canada Op nothing bad can happen in Canada right. they weren't gonna do the do, no, she was just being a good girlfriend, I guess, and helping him shave those hard to reach areas. *crosses her fingers* ...... I might be a little bit over optimistic with this one. ..
bakateus 10
you should knock the door...lol