Today, I walked in on my dad completely naked. When I expressed my displeasure, he told me to knock next time. I'd agree with him, if he hadn't been standing in the middle of the hallway in our very open living room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there, so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
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AbortionSurvivor 13
My dad used to do shit like this when I was growing up. When I asked why he simply replied "it's my house, I can do what I want"
XxNekoLovexX 26
So apparently you need two things: #1: Brain bleach to get the image out of your head & #2: Common sense to knock into your father's head.
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Comments (37)
TheLostCauseFML 40
I think he was just as surprised as you were... lol.
dirty_dan_ 15
One time I woke up around 2am to find my grandpa standing like captain Morgan on the coffee table. It's burned into my brain. Not a good thing.
Dosenpfand 3
It's your dad, calm down.
cookie1207 19
If you ade over 18 MOVE OUT. It is his house anyway!
Catdragon 40
not everyone has the ability to move out right away. better living with your parents than being homeless. also, not every country thinks it's normal to move out at that age.
worldclassrager 41
This solely depends on what he was doing...but come on do that when you know you are alone...or pull an American beauty
Catdragon 40
seeing your parent naked is pretty horrifying.
silverstar1995 10
Pardon me if this is a dumb question but.... you have a hallway in your living room?
MidnaLink 35
I'm imagining two small walls smack in the middle.
doodlecloud 27
Pretty much came here just to comment that.
mbock 15
your dad is a BOSS!!!!
SirVeyor 0
Are you upset because his package was visually appealing to you?
Juzz_dk 11
Wait, it wasn't you who was naked? Then that should read: "Today, I walked in on my dad who was completely naked."