Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there, so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad completely naked. When I expressed my displeasure, he told me to knock next time. I'd agree with him, if he hadn't been standing in the middle of the hallway in our very open living room. FML
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
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Doubtful_Judge 23
"So what did you do today?" -I "met" your step dad.
noberg 14
That'll be a fun conversation to have at the diner table.
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Comments (49)
mikeyb3 12
That's awkward. At least you have a funny story to tell in the future
noberg 14
That'll be a fun conversation to have at the diner table.
Doubtful_Judge 23
"So what did you do today?" -I "met" your step dad.
Jak0p 25
I think it's more interesting what they did right after that incident. was he shocked, too? or was he like wondering what's wrong with her to be shocked because he is always naked at home?
Duckay 11
He was very surprised to see me there and kind of embarrassed but he's very much inclined to be naked at home so it wasn't that strange for him.
RAH94 17
That's unfortunate...
freckleface221 19
At least you knocked. :/
bwinski 19
You're from Australia, I'm sure you've seen worse... ;) seriously though I'm sorry you had to go through that awkward encounter.
domolovesyoshi 33
What exactly do you think Australians see? That's worse than your friends naked step dad? What do you think happens over there?
Jak0p 25
maybe he talks about spiders and stuff. but I don't really get it, too^^
FMLusername969 21
Umm HELLOOO !Naked Aborigines!!
FUBAR_88 14
@42 Are you actually serious? Do you really honestly think we see that?!
Dick_diamond 22
He could have did what I always do and saved you both some embarrassment. I yell "come on in" when people knock while I'm in the bathroom. It's always followed by an awkward silence and a quick shuffle away..
nonsensical 26
I really want to try this in a public bathroom now...
Brandi_Faith 34
One of these days someone is going to come right in and you will have met your match!
WaltzingPhanthom 23
Australia's got nutters.
white_terrorist 5
What the ****. Disgusting. I would never go back to that house again.
Ironic_Meme 10
Like you've never seen a dick and balls with that profile picture.
white_terrorist 5
what does that even mean?
drake1138 21
I take it you no longer had to pee after that surprise?
nityasomaiya 46
Or s(he) just peed right there....
Jak0p 25
why you put "he" in braces instead of the "s"? doesn't even make sense.