brebre101
Canada
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
calliefml
United States
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
SayCheese
Prince George, Canada
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
klifestyle2012
Classy.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Anonymous
Today, I walked in on my little brother dressing up like Billie Eilish, his new favorite singer. He tore up some of my favorite clothes to make the outfits. FML
JGarz
Tucson, United States
Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
lexigan4
United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML
burnmyeyes
Richmond, United States
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Darkness162000
France
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
kingwalrus
United Kingdom
Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML
Alex
Dude!
Today, my brother, instead of filming me during my very first musical presentation in New York, took 45 pictures of the sexy trumpeter that was two rows behind me. With MY camera. FML
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ktpl44 3
Awkward...
Absurd101 0
Her brother, not sister stupid
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superfloyd 4
At least it wasn't a blow up doll with your picture on it....
pookiebre08 1
That's ironic, my family calls me brebre and I could definitely see my younger brother doing this... 0.o
notsooperfect 0
Voodoo him back, then get everyone in your family to do it too. You'll be a voodoo family!!!
rattusrattus 19
Aww, you should be thankful! He's just trying to cure your joint pain! Unless, of course, you were referring to the poppet, a tool of European witchcraft. The poppet was used to harm people. The 'voodoo dolls' come from African cures for pain - one puts pegs into holes in the doll at the point where they hurt. This was misinterpreted by European explorers. [/folklore nerd]
nathan95_fml 3
Thank you, it's about time I saw someone else who doesn't think voodo is some evil thing, thanks for knowing your stuff before u posted like the rest of these clueless people
ieatcats 0
would u like a side of epic with your failure?
biancanick1 0
run..
ama522 6
my sister made a voodoo doll out of a bratz doll that wasnt even the same ethnicity as me when we were younger ..
glcerio 0
u 2 will laugh it off when ur older....ahhh memories
dsbs 9
Hi
whattheduckmom 0
well at least he wasn't doing something else