Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
Today, I was walking my big, fat, fluffy old dog when I saw my crush. I waved enthusiastically, but my dog chose that moment to squat down and unleash a string of poop. My crush looked horrified as I tried to scoop it up while still waving. FML
Today, I discovered my childhood crush's account after mourning our separation for years. I texted him and I introduced myself to him. I thought he would be as surprised and excited, but unfortunately he'd forgotten all about me. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML
Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, it's been a month since I fell into a pile of dog crap whilst walking back from school with my crush. She hasn't texted me since, even though we were inseparable before. FML
Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and, instead of talking to him, I burped, and he just walked away. FML
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dommosoh 0
Bet you forgot his dog's name.
dirtyhippie 0
Awww :(
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flex_able 0
that sucks
platypuscatrat 0
YDI for walking your dog.
shaBAMalex 0
I hate when people make comments like this. (#18)
JulzKay 0
What the hell kind of response is that? Ugh, stop posting irrelevant crap in response just to be at the top! Loser, YOU should be the one writing an FML. "Today, I posted a reply which wasn't a reply to feel special on the internet. FML." And I was talking to #18, too. =P
omfgstephx3 0
wow, you do not deserve to be on this website for making stupid comments. OP that sucks, but at least it was and old crush and not a new one. (:
spinarium 2
maybe you have a very common name (e.g. anne) and your dog has a very unusual name (e.g. Hitler)
Logica42 0
That's a good point, spinny boy (lol nicknames). Or it could be the other way around, one being easier to remember and the other being difficult (like, say, Cthulhu or something)...
lexilovesyou 0
How does she deserve it???? Thats stupid. Her dogs needs the excersize!?!
easylazy 0
NOOO ppl walk their dogs so they can take a crap
ForWhatItsWorth 0
Maybe he took 'men's best friend' a bit too far? :P
TheLetterZero 7
I see that #18 is using the reply system to get his/her comment higher up on the page.
nazooer 11
And how was your comment relevant to this FML? And haha that sucks
sophie109 0
what does it matter anyway, jeez, no need for a damn hissy fit #21!
dirtyhippie 0
Awww :(
yukanegishi 0
Ugh. :(
mexicansweetie48 0
that sucks real bad. just try to get to kno him again.
dommosoh 0
Bet you forgot his dog's name.
Vintage_Cola 29
Bet she forgot the bitches name! hahahahaha..... I suck.
takemedown 0
Eh, people are stupid like that sometimes.
B_C_N10 0
maybe your dog is more interesting? j/k that is a bummer..
tgd4444 9
no... i think its jsut that people are more likey to remember DIFFERENT things like this.. such as walking dogs together. anyway how many different dogs do you meet a day??? YDI for thinking its an FML
randomxtremely 0
Oh well fyl
aback 5
Ah. Well. You know not to waste any more time thinking about him, anyway.
regalarius 0
Your dog probably has a much more interesting name than most people.