Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Classy.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I walked in on my little brother dressing up like Billie Eilish, his new favorite singer. He tore up some of my favorite clothes to make the outfits. FML
Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML
Dude!
Today, my brother, instead of filming me during my very first musical presentation in New York, took 45 pictures of the sexy trumpeter that was two rows behind me. With MY camera. FML
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ktpl44 3
Awkward...
Absurd101 0
Her brother, not sister stupid
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Comments (198)
SayPeanuts 29
How old is your brother because if he's young I guess it's okay, but if he's like 20 I'd be worried.
Just_Peed 0
I love Billy Talent:D
gmc_blossom 21
He loves you.
ladylecter 0
don't worry, as long as you're not having stabbing pains in random places, you're alright. anybody else think of Creepshow? (:
sourgirl101 29
I was thinking "Weird Science". Time to get an action figure with his picture on it.
StarshipRanger 0
At least you didn't walk in on him doing something else......
ladylecter 0
love your profile pic! AVPM is amazing! lol
oxxxjackyxxxo 3
it would ofd been better if she had walked in on him doin sumthn else than voodoo..... -_-
ieatcats 0
cleavage away!!
Gourmet_Taco 0
what do cats taste like?
plebeianFelix 5
unearth the necronomicon and repay the favor
Tobias5505 0
Best. Idea. Ever.
TheJester12 15
maybe he was trying to bless you and make sure that no harm came your way. shame on you for assuming .
iSurf_fml 8
Don't piss him off...
onthetoilet 3
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry! I'll watch for your family on that show
ambs12345 0
me too
wisericky 12
i cast voodoo spells on all my blowup dolls, that shit works, tell your brother to be careful.
kaylapple 1
you'd better watch out.!
fmlwinnn 0
you'd better not pout! you'd better not shout! you'd better not cry and I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town! :D
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
^ No. Just no.