Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Proud dad
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Door knocking
Today, I gave my 16 year-old step-daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me "the hypocritical pervert." FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML
Classic
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
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ihaveasushicat 24
I think it's time to have a really long talk with your daughter...
Liamj774 36
Well you should "strip" your daughters computer from her
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vindicated21 12
Sounds like her problem started long before Skype. May have some deep seated self esteem issues. She's looking for the wrong kind of attention. How she's ok.
vindicated21 12
She's looking for the wrong kind of attention. Sounds like her problem started long before Skype. Maybe a little self esteem issue. Hope she's ok.
dvgomer 15
Does your daughter not know that whoever sees her technically has child pornography? She is really dumb but you deserved this because you don't know how to check her search history.
ChakatBlackstar 29
Some parents actually respect their children's privacy you know.
DawnDarke 14
Which is part of why they act like ungrateful little ***** with no real respect for anything/ one. OP deserves this because they've given too much freedom and not enough discipline. Their daughter's probably done worse already, honestly.
the_boyo_cgw 10
**** no, not ok
jayblack99 8
Hehe whats her skype bro? Jk man Jk
BeepBeepSwerve 9
what the hell....
thebryceinator 5
Shit happens. I'm confident you did shit like that when you were a kid
Melody_pond 11
idk why so many people voted ydi. it's not her fault, you can't watch a teenager 24/7.
oreoeater 21
WTF over 20,000 YDI why?!
jmark888 10
Therapy time
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Without knowing what kind of OP is or any other details of the family dynamic, it's pretty shitty to call him a bad parent. While there are plenty of horrible,neglectful parents out there, just because a kid acts out doesn't mean the parents are bad. There is a ton of pressure of kids these days....especially girls...to be sexual. OP....if you haven't done so already, I suggest that you contact the police. It may get her in some trouble, but may be the wake up call that she needs. The people she was stripping for were committing a very serious crime and you can be sure that your daughter is not the only one.
okay17 7
There were technically committing a crime, but they probably didn't realize she was fifteen.
anyoldnamewilldo 23
It would be difficult to prove they didn't know how old she was. It is the risk you take by doing this stuff.