Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Not a proud dad
Seattle, United States
Proud dad
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
Jayanka
Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML
alealovespurple
Canada
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
azmom
Phoenix, United States
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
firewait
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
Door knocking
Today, I gave my 16 year-old step-daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me "the hypocritical pervert." FML
Anonymous
Bellevue, United States
Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML
auraya1985
United Kingdom
Classic
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
maddiee.
Indonesia
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
john r.t.
Eagle Pass, United States
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
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ihaveasushicat 24
I think it's time to have a really long talk with your daughter...
Liamj774 36
Well you should "strip" your daughters computer from her
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JamesGregoryLor 8
They grow up so fast
leeloo900 9
Detach the door from her bedroom. That should solve the problem. Also, set internet rules.
CrabbityAnn 10
FML seems to be made up of a) childless people who think all bad behaviour is obviously the result of horrific parenting, b) those deluded enough to think their own kids are perfect so why aren't yours?! C) the rest of us who get that parenting isn't an exact science and kids have their own minds
CrabbityAnn 10
Crap, I didn't mean to reply to your comment, it was supposed to be a separate comment... I blame tiredness + on mobile phone >.<
imadanzer 7
Id be killing me a kid!
fashionfemale 4
She probably went on omegle they set people up with strangers and people usually ask for skype or Kik
fashionfemale 4
Also set up internet restrictions and make the password have no pattern or relation
Imareth 10
This really isn't necessarily "the parents' fault". Many, many teenage girls are exhibitionist *****. And are greatly positioned by film and media to believe 'naked' = 'true love'. At least she was doing it in a safe environment, and not meeting strangers at motels...
Algorithm 24
Let me rephrase that sentiment for you in a less disgusting way: "Many underaged children are not yet entirely mature enough to know how to handle their cocktail of hormones and budding sexuality in a healthy, safe way. A hypersexualized media doesn't exactly help them with this, but at least she hasn't met anybody in person (that you know of)." I wouldn't exactly say that exposing yourself anonymously on the internet is a "safe place" when anyone could be dangerous or take pictures of it. Nice sexist slurs, too. You realize 15 year-old girls are people too, right? Right?
oreoeater 21
I understand what your saying but think about it back when u were that age what would your mother have done? My would have beat my ass until i didnt have an ass, its in situations like this that they need to be taught right and wrong i never agreed with hitting children but even so parents now a days are far to soft and there children are complete idiots have u seen those swag teens?
oreoeater 21
Also I'm not some adult saying that this generation is a disgrace I'm one of this generation I'm only 16 but like I said teens nowadays are idiots
KaylaTackett 18
She needs to get her priorities straight before it's to late.
ccciara22 5
Everybody is saying kids have a mind of their own. And yes that is true but they develop their sense of right and wrong based on parenting i am 17 years old and i know that this is stupid and wrong because i was raised to think about the consequences of my actions
IdahoLife 11
Sounds like its time for an ass whooping •0•
dante_seoul 7
what's her skype;)