Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Proud dad
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Door knocking
Today, I gave my 16 year-old step-daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me "the hypocritical pervert." FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML
Classic
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
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ihaveasushicat 24
I think it's time to have a really long talk with your daughter...
Liamj774 36
Well you should "strip" your daughters computer from her
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Comments (304)
Dimas_13 1
Can i have her skype please
therealjc_fml 14
That sucks op. And you don't deserve it at all.
lexiiloowho 2
If I ever have a daughter and this happened , I would probably ground her for life . The sad thing is that I'm 16 also .
noynek97 10
Probably should have knocked...
Blueeyesxx 9
What is this world coming to? :/
Zyde 12
Take her laptop and make her tell u her passwords see wtf else she's upto
u_must_die 15
Maybe u should of knocked
Axel5238 29
I'm not sure if this is the case, but there are those growing up now that never really had fear of strangers in the way they used to when I was younger( the dark ages before the internet). Though, now that fear should be more important because there are those that will cyber-bully without feeling like there will be consequences for actions. I think that a fair amount (generally younger) don't think about ways stuff like how it could come back to bite them and now it isn't always right away that stuff could be online for a long time if shared. In an age where photos are easily shared it doesn't take much for that stuff to get back to someone you know somehow. Definitely, remove the computer and explain net safety and being online and not giving your actual name doesn't guarantee anonymity.
shredwhitendblue 8
Teenagers make their own mistakes. 15 is old enough
slickman130 8
No offense but something tells me this is fake