Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Not a proud dad
Seattle, United States
Proud dad
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
Jayanka
Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML
alealovespurple
Canada
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
azmom
Phoenix, United States
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
firewait
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
Door knocking
Today, I gave my 16 year-old step-daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me "the hypocritical pervert." FML
Anonymous
Bellevue, United States
Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML
auraya1985
United Kingdom
Classic
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
maddiee.
Indonesia
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
john r.t.
Eagle Pass, United States
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Top comments
ihaveasushicat 24
I think it's time to have a really long talk with your daughter...
Liamj774 36
Well you should "strip" your daughters computer from her
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (304)
pipc 10
I think it's time you reevaluate your parenting and be a better father. Fix her daddy issues now. They begin with you. YDI
dannnngthatsux 19
inform said young lady that she will keep her internet and lose her door for (whatever period you feel is wise)...she doesn't value her privacy she doesn't need any. My daughter it would have been a day, then again she's very embarrassed by her body. And no, that's not inhumane (for those that bitch...) I didn't say watch her dress or undress, take your happy butt elsewhere during that; millions of our ancestors and brothers and sisters did, are doing it, and they are just fine.
babyshaft408 8
What's her name ?
ZombieSazza 34
Yes, what she did was wrong and terrible... But you really should have knocked...
magic_lover423 10
Now now. No one needs to see her **** except her husband (once she gets one)
squideth 18
That's super heteronormative and stupid. Once she's of age, she can show her breasts to whoever she wants. It's HER body, not there for some man to own.
VanessaNal 13
I hope you whooped and beat her ass as well. 15. Smh.
Project71 16
That is very odd
mhugh711 1
Hey I am 16 and i have made
zZLightZz 13
she is a teenage girl. she will not listen to you no matter what you say
thorssin 8
Take all forms of communication away and explain to her how sacred her body is. Also find the people on Skype and put them in jail.