Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, I had to end a phone conversation with, "I gotta go, my daughter's eating toilet paper." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
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JasonThorn 23
Extra FML -- it was Pennywise.
manb91uk 22
Maybe she just wants to float...
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JasonThorn 23
Extra FML -- it was Pennywise.
manb91uk 22
Considering Pennywise is actually a pregnant female demon, that would be disturbing on many levels
RichardPencil 32
Spoiler alert!
Spiritbird 17
Where's the priest dad when we need him now?
manb91uk 22
Maybe she just wants to float...
Davros 12
well there are some things in life you just can't unsee
RichardPencil 32
At first, I was wondering which character of “The IT Crowd” it was.
Cali 57
Same!
PandaPrincess4 22
Me too! I was thinking maybe Moss?
Cali 57
Definitely Roy. He's got the right lipstick for it.
chosha_fml 27
Don’t give her grief for it. Don’t embarrass her. Such silliness is normal when you’re young.
Chazzster 32
Perfect response!
Chazzster 32
While it’s a bit amusing, this really is “making a mountain out of a molehill”. Boys and girls, but especially girls, spend time on imaging and preparing for relationships and how they would act. What OP saw is quite normal - Do not embarrass your daughter. She’s growing up and things like this are normal.
openawhole00 6
She was just trying to inflate his balloon for him
rebeccabyram 15
Would you rather she be out getting pregnant at a young age?
Spiritbird 17
A piece of paper!? Your daughter lacks imagination and that shud be the FML for you man.
FishyFishy 12
I guess she wanted IT....