Today, I was going into an office building. There was a boy and a man ahead of me, and the boy held the door open for me. Surprised, I said, "What a nice young man," and he said, "It's OK, ma'am; my dad says to always hold the doors open for old ladies." I'm 43. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML
Today, I held the door open for someone and he said, "Thank you!" I said, "Thank you!" back. FML
Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML
Today, I held the door open for an old lady, before realizing she was a teacher taking 20-plus kids to lunch at local burger joint, all of whom got in front of me in the line to order. FML
Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML
Today, I was trying to be polite by holding the door for an elderly lady in a shop. What I didn’t realise was that the doors were automatic. I ended up standing there awkwardly for a good 5 seconds, holding onto thin air, while she just smiled and walked by. A bloke behind me said, “The doors don’t need your help, mate.” FML
Today, while holding the door open for a stranger, I thought I was being polite. She walked through, smiled at me, and said, "Thanks, but you didn’t have to follow me into the bathroom." I hadn’t noticed the door led to the restroom. FML
Today, as I was getting out of the car, my 7-year-old son opened the door for me. I thought it was very gentlemanly of him to do that, until he smashed my thumb with the car door. FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML
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Top comments
jeanii_fml 4
Well you're probably old to him, since he's just a boy.
Starfire22 5
To him, anyone over twenty is old...
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Comments (111)
jeanii_fml 4
Well you're probably old to him, since he's just a boy.
dudeitsdanny 10
And "what a nice young man" sounds like something my grandmother would say when I open a door for her, or something of the sort. =)
funloveinnewyork 0
your offically over the hill soo yea!
nuttinick 0
its a kid. y do u care?
IndigoFuckYou 9
it's 'why' and 'you', actually. dumbass.
Gavik 0
YDI for being old. Stop using up valuable resources for young people and die.
lpisagf 1
You defecate yourself (:
powersmoke 0
Well, you are 43...jesus jimmiy.
Zpain777 0
it's not day old
matt5217 4
what a terrible father you are
Fop 6
YDI for whining about such a minor detail. In fact, you ARE quite old. You've quite probably lived half your life and more.
Starfire22 5
To him, anyone over twenty is old...
himoonkey 8
to me anyone over the age of 1 is old so we all are elderly
_strawberry99 0
you should've just said thanks. and no its everyone over 35.
RaeBabe03 0
Okay it's a kid get over yourself!!!
summer99 0
omg it's just a little kid. to him, everyone must be old!
ANTONKR 0
you are old