Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Not a proud dad
Seattle, United States
Proud dad
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
Jayanka
Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML
alealovespurple
Canada
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
azmom
Phoenix, United States
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
firewait
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
Door knocking
Today, I gave my 16 year-old step-daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me "the hypocritical pervert." FML
Anonymous
Bellevue, United States
Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML
auraya1985
United Kingdom
Classic
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
maddiee.
Indonesia
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
john r.t.
Eagle Pass, United States
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
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ihaveasushicat 24
I think it's time to have a really long talk with your daughter...
Liamj774 36
Well you should "strip" your daughters computer from her
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FYL_justsayin 9
I literally thought that said 5 year old
Nish007 15
if that was my daughter, I'd smack the taste out of her mouth
pipkinrahl 2
you deserved it because no child needs a computer with internet access in their room. yes it's the 21st century, all the more reason to be careful. if they cant do what needs to be done in front of the family in a central location they do to need to do it. grow up and be a parent. dont be their friend.
limabeans101029 21
She's 15. The majority of 15 year olds are okay to have a computer in their room. "dont be their friend"... well, I bet your house is a happy place.
pipkinrahl 2
very happy, my kids have computer access and each have a tablet that they use and keep with the family and we monitor their internet use. there is no reason the computer needs to be in a child's bedroom. my children may not always like what I do as a parent but they do respect me, which is more than I can say for most children.
ChakatBlackstar 29
Well that's a cute idea in theory, but what if they want to watch something else on TV other then what you have on in the family room, but also want to be on the internet? That'll lead to an unhappy kid when you keep telling them they can't take advantage of modern technology and use their computers in their own room where they also can choose what they watch on TV.
CrabbityAnn 10
God forbid a modern day 15 year old should actually have to resort to entertaining themselves with a book made of actual paper or by talking to another human being face to face! Quick, call CPS, this is an outrage!!
limabeans101029 21
259- It's good that you know what your kids are doing and that you're keeping them safe, but I feel like a 15 year old is entitled to some degree of privacy.
azyjazy713 11
*skype end-call sound* hopefully no one was recording
Yinoluu 4
What's her skype?
awiseman 11
You should disable her access to web cams and anything that can take pictures.
Goldilocks1 8
Inform her that making advances such as this to strangers could land her getting Kidnapped or stalked. No matter what there is no positive ending to it.
bravesgirl55 11
It's ridiculous to say that the parents are in no way to blame. Too many parents let their kids do whatever they want. I'm not saying that OP is one of these parents... We don't have enough information to judge. With that said, the girl has to be responsible for her actions and there must be consequences. I wish you luck OP! FYL, I'm glad it's not me!
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
If somebody can explain to me how the hell this is the father's fault, fire away. And if you can't, then quit blaming the parents for everything their kids do. A fifteen year old girl knows EXACTLY what she's doing and how utterly stupid it is. This is completely on her.
chris21105 3
time to show her the Vids and research about the girls that commit suicide because some asshole stalks them to the point they can't bear life anymore. r.i.p Amanda todd. cyber bullying is no joke look it up and show her.