Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Proud dad
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Door knocking
Today, I gave my 16 year-old step-daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me "the hypocritical pervert." FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML
Classic
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
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ihaveasushicat 24
I think it's time to have a really long talk with your daughter...
Liamj774 36
Well you should "strip" your daughters computer from her
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sbarua219 17
Our generation is a shithole. And I'm 19, trust me: I see it all
nrwl_30 17
Hmmm sell computer online? Monitor her online activities more closely... That's just nasty!
Chris93Jones 20
I hope you backhand her with a bible.
SaharaZinc 14
I don't think it has so much to do with parenting as it does not monitoring the kid and not enough discipline. Added to a mix of "trendy" things for girls her age to do. She was clearly desperate for attention, I don't believe it was the dad's fault at all.
mattdaviess 6
So uhhh. Whats your daughters skype name?
JBirdeye 14
******* perverted assrapers watching a 15 year old strip...
Shell_Bell_1994 9
So sad to hear that, I encountered the same thing not too long ago. Found out my 13 year old sister was doing it. Makes you question the newer generations :/
konkoush 7
That's horrible! Maybe you should give your daughters Skype so I can have a talk with her about this!
lollypop624 11
this is pretty serious and all u jerks tht joke bout it stfu its just sick learn wt to say and wen to say it u cant reply to sumthing this serious, her doing tht is illegal luckily her dad walked in on her at the right time but dad u shouldnt rlly post tht sorta thing on stuff like this, facebook, twitter etc!!!!!!! and i cant believe u were irrisponsible enuf for her to even consider doing tht looks like u gotta couple things tp learn aswell!!!!! disgraceful!!!
_heavenlysasa 16
A dude on Facebook just showed a whole bunch of pedophiles trying to skype with a 14 year old but it wasn't really a 14 year old it was a dude calling them out.