Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Proud dad
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Door knocking
Today, I gave my 16 year-old step-daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me "the hypocritical pervert." FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML
Classic
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
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ihaveasushicat 24
I think it's time to have a really long talk with your daughter...
Liamj774 36
Well you should "strip" your daughters computer from her
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Comments (304)
dat_becky 17
On Freaky Friday, the ornery teenage daughter wasn't allowed to have a door to her room. As an ornery teenage girl myself, I would have never suggested this- but now as a parent reading this FML the punishment totally fits the crime!
roshae_16 11
I find it cute tht everyone says "talk" to her. Id have beat her ass.
emopankakes 5
Whats her skype on a totally unrelated not?
RF1313 3
Bro what's her username I wanna hit that shit
Realhomesley 5
Never a better time to take that belt off
Neo_Wicca 5
i would have snatched her up and beat her naked ass raw in front of all those skypers
kawaii666 19
Time to dress her in a paper bag......
Yoloz 0
Maybe it wasnt a stranger to her. May be hard to understand, but people can really fall in love with others over a long distance. Plus, you should've knocked.
MGgrace 9
wait..That's bad? I'm 15 and I do it too ?
xylanthrax 18
sad thing is that you could be my dad.