Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I got robbed at the gas station I work at. After only getting $38 dollars out the register, the guy then stole my purse. It had my rent money in it. FML
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kionnalexus 0
I hate public bathrooms, I hold all of my things and I never sit down unless I put toilet paper down on the seat. They are disgusting and they smell. That really sucks that you got robbed. FYL
sweet_as_arsenic 0
the thief caught you defenseless!! just one more thing to fear in public bathrooms :o
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Comments (178)
Huevo_fml 0
so did the thief knew you had a purse hangin on the door or did the thief just randomly happen to reach over and felt a purse?
softbonez 0
Don't even bother :( This site is full of idiots.
Delilahlilah 0
You took the words out of my mouth.
jdawg777 0
Women dont take craps!
PeacockSHS 0
Uhh, yeah they do. What grade are you in, or are you just that retarded? Everyone ***** buddy.. hate to tell you. To the op, that sucks but how could they see your purse from inside the stall?
dcfan44 0
haha that sucks but still ydi for taking a crap in a public bathroom #80
senordude 0
I stand by the fact that "when you gotta go, you gotta go." Who cares if it's a public bathroom? At least you get to shit and get it all out.
grlwitperlEring 0
Sorry but didn't anyone ever teach you not to put your purse there for the very reason that there are people out there who do that? FYL because nobody deserves to have their purse stolen, but still you should have known better
der_Jabberwhock 0
#22, women have buttholes for reasons other than anal sex. But yeah fyl
pteresadactyl 0
nicely put. xD
redbluegreen 41
This.
x_xlhsjeszix_x 0
Wow that really is bad, instead of taking off the hooks completely they need to change the height of the stall doors... i especially feel comfortable in the movie theathers because they have the stalls almost to the ceiling ( no way for robberies) But yeah FYL, that is horrible hopefully it gets better & there isnt any more of a problem with it.. oh yeah andd 87th =]
babybarb 0
Who takes craps in public bathrooms, especially with stalls? How shameless of you. YDI.
pteresadactyl 0
wtf what if she had explosive diarrhea
babybarb 0
That's even worse! She has no consideration for the other people in the same room who have to smell her shit!
pteresadactyl 0
yeah but when you gotta go, you gotta go
thecrazed7 0
YDI for having a purse.
mtc96 0
uhhh..its called chasingg the bastard who stole your purse WATCH THE COVER http://bit.ly/164DT7