Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML
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kionnalexus 0
I hate public bathrooms, I hold all of my things and I never sit down unless I put toilet paper down on the seat. They are disgusting and they smell. That really sucks that you got robbed. FYL
sweet_as_arsenic 0
the thief caught you defenseless!! just one more thing to fear in public bathrooms :o
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Comments (178)
Narzhul 0
#121 is win. OP, what you should've done is just run out after the person, jump on them, and sit on their faces using your crap-butt.
viral_fml 0
I don't get this, how'd they know exactly where it was? That's just weird.
LadyAlathia 0
Sorry, I vote YDI. This is the oldest thief trick in the book. Everyone in the universe knows NOT to use the door hook. Hell, most places don't even put a hook there anymore.
LadyAlathia 0
Most places now have a little platform next to the toilet, or an indentation in the wall behind it. MUCH better than the thief-hook.
theshinepolice 0
well you could always try keeping it on your shoulder next time. but yeah i didn't know thieves actually did that. that's awful
Shyman4ever 0
You should have kept it with you or on the shitty floor in front of you. And if it was a guy that stole it, WTF is a guy doing in a girls bathroom?
ilikefish 0
That actually wasn't robbery, it's theft. For it to be robbery, she would have to have forced it out of your hands. Because it was just sitting there not within your control and they snatched it without any use of force against your person, it's just theft which is a much lighter sentence if they're ever caught. Not meaning to be a smartass; just want to share some interesting information. All-in-all, YDI. Never let your purse/wallet leave further than a few inches of your range of control.
lfc4life 0
thats wat u get for taking a crap in a public toilet!! nasty!!!!!!!!!
somebodyshy 0
Jesus, didn't your mom ever tell you not to hang your purse there? they are for COATS. if the floor is nasty, HD your purse in your lap. duh.
xXNinjaliciousXx 0
Literally Ha