Today, while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in my room, my mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready. Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy. FML
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Ha! OP is so dumb. His tiny brain can't even function properly :D But just to clarify some things, English is my second language. We rarely speak English at home. In my native language, saying "I'm pregnant" and "I'm full" (because I already ate at the time) sounds similar enough for me to confuse the two phrases if I don't pay enough attention :D
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VeganDarkLight 31
This doesn't even make any sense to me.
AlonsoKold 15
You're a strong independent man who don't need no fertilization
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Comments (86)
iAmPaul 49
Freudian slip. It happens to the best of us.
ronzi 15
Hands down the best slip up psych come back!
incoherentrmblr 22
If you're mom is Italian and/or cooked Italian food, chances are you will be pregnant...
Nickiminajislyfe 20
It's the ABSOLUTE worst when it happens to me , and it happens more than it should to me
Schala360 27
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
haha, coming out are we?
nataliewby 25
How would OP, a male, be coming out by accidentally saying he's pregnant?
CammyGal 26
males can be pregnant, let's stop pretending trans people don't exist
ExoticWaffles 14
Found the SJW.
MrConcise 35
Feels like we have a lot of them here on FML, your comment would be appropriate in response to 50% of replies made.
Nickb55 16
Even SJWs should know that transgendered or not, males cannot get pregnant. If they're oh so knowledgeable they'd realize that sex and gender are, by definition, very different. Male and female are sexes. Boy and girl are genders. Most SJWs blindly jump on a bandwagon of ignorance and it's really annoying.
brand125 17
18 - its only possible if they still have the nesessary FEMALE parts. just because they call themselves male and may have a penis, that doesnt count...
musoboy 22
#30 it's actually the other way around. Boy and girl are sex, male and female are genders.
Retaheki 27
If a Trans had more ovaries than testees, I'd say they were female.
nataliewby 25
#18, the FML specifically is an FML because he's a male and unable to be pregnant. I never was being ignorant towards transgenders...
thevelociraptor 31
Meaning of SJW please?
Nickb55 16
Social Justice Warrior.
iAmPaul 49
62 - There's a wonderful thing called Google.
straww_fml 13
SJW is an excellent word. How could it ever be used as a form of insult? I'd be honoured. Also OP, YDI for watching 16 and prego at all.
straww_fml 13
As in, it's a shame that it's used to describe something negative. *cringes at the double post, but explanation was needed*
Kazze 31
79, the only thing that should make you cringe is the fact you'd like to be called a SJW. It has a negative meaning for a reason, just like the Nazi party. That might be an odd example, but it's all I can think of right now.
VeganDarkLight 31
This doesn't even make any sense to me.
MrSassypants 34
It's a known fact that if you watch "16 and pregnant" you become 16 and pregnant. It's a great remedy for old age and infertility.
VeganDarkLight 31
I didn't know that, thanks for explaining! Although it's still a strange FML to my mind.
vikky538 29
#14 you found the solution to the biggest problem..
Retaheki 27
I don't see how this solves my Wifi dropping a match when I'm doing really well, but ok.
acommonman 23
I don't understand. She would know that's impossible, right?
netflixislove 32
Maybe you've got something to share with your parents
elusiveshame 22
Go back to troll land
swanheart 35
Like that the op has secretly a girl and has been lying to her parents her whole life?
AlonsoKold 15
You're a strong independent man who don't need no fertilization
Beealicious 13
Haha! Well that must of confused your mom
Dick_diamond 22
* must have!!!!
itsalanis 25
Gotta feed that food baby of yours!!! c:
kingkobrastrikes 13
not sure how this is a FML... seems like some random stupidness I would yell to my mom just being funny...
irisr_fml 24
I don't really get why this is an FML since your mom probably knows you're a guy, but yeah it's funny