What a thoughtful gift
Today, I brought my best friend to the strip club as a birthday gift, as he had mentioned that he'd never been to one before. It might have been ruined by the discovery that his daughter had a new job. FML
Today, I brought my best friend to the strip club as a birthday gift, as he had mentioned that he'd never been to one before. It might have been ruined by the discovery that his daughter had a new job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Today, I received a friend request from a boyfriend I hadn't talked to in 20+ years. A few minutes later, he messaged me a picture of himself with a young woman at a strip club. My daughter. FML
Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, my friends took me to a strip club for my 25th birthday. I went onstage with 5 dollars in my mouth to tip the dancer. She then took off my belt and pants and spanked me 25 times with the buckle end of the belt. I paid a stripper 5 dollars to whoop my ass. FML
Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML
Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
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Top comments
airdude25 18
Oh my god! There is no way you could have known... don't feel too bad
megannichole 13
Your poor best friend. He will probably never be able to look at his daughter the same way after seeing that.
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Comments (43)
airdude25 18
Oh my god! There is no way you could have known... don't feel too bad
MOOSE786 8
Wink wonk
CoconutCharlotte 0
ho... the tears
Makifun 19
More like FHerLife for him to find out like that. Not your fault
mariri9206 32
And F his friend's life for finding out like that.
realjojo 11
So, basically: FTL...
megannichole 13
Your poor best friend. He will probably never be able to look at his daughter the same way after seeing that.
Soninuva 41
@17: what #5 meant doesn't necessarily mean that OP's friend will look at her negatively, more likely just awkwardly. Plus, not all strippers have "daddy issues." Some choose to be one just as anyone might choose any other career, for a plethora of reasons, be it the money, they enjoy it, or anything else.
Shade1982 21
Very true, but the fact she didn't bother telling him about it says something as well...
harleyivy 7
To be fair, I doubt it's easy to tell your parents that you're going to be a stripper.
myfuturelover 15
@20 not necessarily... How would that conversation go? The Daughter: Hey Dad I got a job! The Dad: Oh really? where? The Daughter: I'm a stripper! I think it's just an awkward situation no matter how he would have found out. Some people become strippers to help pay for college. That has nothing to do with the relationship with their parents.
Kaela1214 12
Well, also he might have seen his daughter mostly naked..... I'd say that's pretty fml worthy regardless of his stance on her job as a whole.
baby4mommy 27
Many of the people I have known that worked as strippers started dancing because it was a way to earn a substantially greater sum of money more quickly than any other options they were willing to consider. A few of them did it temporarily to solve financial difficulties while they were students. I don't think any of them expected they might meet one of their parents at work or even meet anyone of their parents friends. All came from homes with incomes ranging from lower middle class to high upper middle class. None considered it a career choice or told their parents. They were all very smart and talented people. One friend did tell her brother & sister. All of them are now in their mid thirties and successfully progressing to differing levels of success in other careers; fashion design, the recording industry, retail tech to name a few. Not all their homes were perfect but neither were they the cliché broken home TV movie many would assume.
Seabass_Chan 33
@17, I've met, and befriended strippers before. Hell, I dated a (male) one once. Very few of them are the drugged up, broke, fatherless ones you see in media. A lot of them do it because it's easy money, short hours between college classes, or hell, because they just enjoy doing it. Being part of the bar scene isn't just for patrons - I've talked to many strippers, waitresses and bartenders that just enjoyed the "vibe" of their workplace.
RichardPencil 32
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Did you bring her over for a lap dance?
manofmerr 27
No, but i bet she was got a good spanking.
RichardPencil 32
Hopefully from her dad and not some dude in the VIP room.
hellobobismyname 24
21 - Dear God, hopefully NOT from her dad!!
Enslaved 38
Looks like the daughter has more daddy issues than expected.
GlennGuagmire 20
Damn. That's a tough situation for the father.
manofmerr 27
The worst part; the daughter knew op from past visits. And he was a generous tipper.
RichardPencil 32
At least he knew all that money he spent on dance lessons, costumes, competitions and gymnastics didn't go to waste. Glass half full, right?