Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I got robbed at the gas station I work at. After only getting $38 dollars out the register, the guy then stole my purse. It had my rent money in it. FML
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kionnalexus 0
I hate public bathrooms, I hold all of my things and I never sit down unless I put toilet paper down on the seat. They are disgusting and they smell. That really sucks that you got robbed. FYL
sweet_as_arsenic 0
the thief caught you defenseless!! just one more thing to fear in public bathrooms :o
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Dush_fml 0
Ive once went to the mall and saw a lady running out of the toilet to a security guard saying a woman just grabbed my purse and ran away, i think this is a common case.
mochie 0
This is why they now no longer have hooks at the back of doors or are placed quite low. I'm glad I always carry 2litres of water in my bag along with all the other crap i have in there. If anyone had tried to grab my bag they would either be too slow coz of the weight or the bottles would fall on their heads in the process since I have no zip either.
greenleisuresuit 0
Didn't your mother teach you never to hang your purse on the door like that?!
Lobster_fml 0
OMFG no wonder my mother always tells me to NEVER hang my purse on those hooks.
shelboo_fml 0
Yikessss and at the same time I'm glad I never use the hooks. THAT was precisely my fear. Someone could easily snatch and run. And by the time you stop your bathroom work and run [no time for wiping!] - it would still be too late.
giganticbrain 0
With a name like xobeachbabi428ox, you really deserved it.
GiannaxRevenge 0
Dude, you have no idea how much I agree with you. Thumbs up, x10, man. Seriously.
yzarci57 0
I hate to say it, but ydi for not trying to give resistance bc I bet whatever was in that purse was worth more than your crap.
superbrownie 0
Girls don't take *****
fjdimarco 0
stop! I can't stop laughing! sorry but that was FUNNY!
Parisgirl34 12
agreed
Assassin342 0
Well that blows