Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I got robbed at the gas station I work at. After only getting $38 dollars out the register, the guy then stole my purse. It had my rent money in it. FML
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kionnalexus 0
I hate public bathrooms, I hold all of my things and I never sit down unless I put toilet paper down on the seat. They are disgusting and they smell. That really sucks that you got robbed. FYL
sweet_as_arsenic 0
the thief caught you defenseless!! just one more thing to fear in public bathrooms :o
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clockworkrainbow 3
Public restrooms are the worst. I avoid them. You'd be wise to do the same. Hold it in. Or keep your belongings close to your person. FYL.
Robinhood_fml 0
This would have been a lot funnier if the OP had wrote it diffrently.
posampo 0
exactly how could she have made it funnier?
fuzzyface73 2
Probably by saying something like, "I was caught with my pants down..." BTW, this is an extremely common form of theft. As snopes notes: http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/handbag.asp Some places have taken the hooks off the doors as a result - and thieves responded by putting up their own hooks!
kirby1026 0
I THINK i'm # 6. if I am, um yay? if not, oh well. Anywho, that freaking sux. I would've gotten up xD
AAAAHHHH12 2
You're most definitely NOT #6. You're #28. Way off the mark. OP: Ouch, I'm not hanging my purse on the hook anymore. I'm sorry, I just hope you didn't have anything too terribly important in your purse. :(
pieofchrist 0
that's super lame, I hope you didn't have anything super important in it.
celeritas_5k 0
I'm a dude, and even I know you're not supposed to hang your purse on that hook for exactly that reason. YDI... though the person who took it is an asshole.
ama17 0
I've always been cautious about hanging my purse in the stall cos I've heard about that! Even if I put my purse on the hook, I somehow manage to grab it so that if a person tried to steal it, it wouldn't come off the hook easily. Guess my paranoia is worth something! SORRY FYL
ahouicommeca 0
WTF were you looking at if you can't even see a large object reaching over the door.
diet_otaku 0
well it's not like they're reaching in slow-mo. and she was in the process of taking a dump, so she couldn't just stand up and yank her purse off the hook.
Ambsies 0
This happened to my aunt- who was on her way to the jewelers to get my late-grandmother's wedding ring worked on. Her purse was stolen, along with the ring that was inside it.
englishmuffin 0
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englishmuffin 0
I'm guessing she saw it happening but couldn't get up and chase the person in time seeing as how crap is coming out of her ass? Don't know... unless she was supposed to do the waddle. That would be awkward turtle status though... and I'm pretty sure someone could outrun her.
cucumberfabulous 7
LOL!!!!!!
englishmuffin 0
I'm guessing she saw it happening but couldn't get up and chase the person in time seeing as how crap is coming out of her ass? Don't know... unless she was supposed to do the waddle. That would be awkward turtle status though... and I'm pretty sure someone could outrun her.