Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML
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Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
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kionnalexus 0
I hate public bathrooms, I hold all of my things and I never sit down unless I put toilet paper down on the seat. They are disgusting and they smell. That really sucks that you got robbed. FYL
sweet_as_arsenic 0
the thief caught you defenseless!! just one more thing to fear in public bathrooms :o
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Comments (178)
Fogie 0
aw that sucks.. haha but its kinda nasty for someone tdoin that. er stealin while you crap though
kionnalexus 0
I hate public bathrooms, I hold all of my things and I never sit down unless I put toilet paper down on the seat. They are disgusting and they smell. That really sucks that you got robbed. FYL
Turnip_Girl 0
I'm agree with you 100%. D:
Mvibes 0
haha girls dont take craps, you sound just like my friend. He refuses to believe girls can do something that nasty. Sorry bout you purse, sucks...u shoulda unlocked the door and kicked it out at her
what_the_fail 0
Girls don't poop. You all know it.
FMLPanda89 0
they fart butterflies and whatnot yeah. science says so...
stray94 0
so the people that make the public stalls need to put the hook lower on the door... then people wouldn't be able to get to your stuff... problem solved haha... probably not but whatever
diet_otaku 0
actually, that really would solve the problem. the hook is there primarily to keep your purse/coat off the ground (where it would pick up TONS of fecal matter), it can be in the middle of the door and still do its job. and all the retards saying girls don't poop need to grow the **** up.
L4m3r 3
AFAIK, most newer stall doors have the hook placed dead center, and this FML is the exact reason for it.
mastory96 0
haha. throw your shit at him. just kidding. you shoulda said that your "feminine products" were in there or something. :)
darkmis1 18
well since it was a ladies room, i dont think it would matter, since only ladies go in there
usmingan 0
um, not necessarily. I'm sure a guy could have opened the door and walked in as well.
timbo2468 0
Dumb shit
failsatlife23 0
that's shitty.
MadeOfAwesome 1
Yeah, apparently that happens all the time now. My mom told me not to do that anymore
DW_fml 0
Fake. Girls don't poop.
what_the_fail 0
Finally, someone who's not a complete retard. Girls don't poop. You all know it.
Fernmelder 0
I wonder how the guy knew that you hung your purse there... Were that glass doors lol?