Today, my girlfriend of three months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my identical twin and I are not in fact related, that he's adopted, and that the only reason we look exactly the same is because we eat and drink the same things. She actually believed it. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, a friend pointed out to me that my girlfriend of five years looks a bit like my mom. She does, and now I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
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NukedaZoo 4
Don't worry, if she dumps you, then you have a backup
cadyt1234 11
Wow. I'm sorry :( maybe she's a little insecure and you need to reassure her that she is your number one girl and that her sister's personality just isn't for you.
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NukedaZoo 4
Don't worry, if she dumps you, then you have a backup
sarahbear499 7
Unless the other sister's a lesbian
LeDee123 3
I'm thinking this is the only time in your life you'll have a chance at a sexy threesome with twins. Go for it, OP!
unknown_user5566 27
8- In theory, that would be great. But unfortunately OP would run the risk of losing Miss Insecure as his girlfriend, and pissing off the sister (which means losing his backup). Why oh why can't life be as simple as **** portrays it to be?
LeDee123 3
11, Austin Powers would have gone for it, and everyone knows he's a great model for manliness. Also I use exclamation marks to express sarcasm through over-enthusiasm!
unknown_user5566 27
17- I understood the sarcasm, I was attempting to play along. Looks like I need someone to fetch the cherry for my Fail Sundae once again!
kyliersb 4
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TheNewGuy03 29
8 -- or, in what would be the most likely scenario, he would be having a onesome with Handula. No one wins. OP, maybe the identical twin is more mature than she. You won't win this battle, but perhaps you can win the war...
Futacy 30
Bitches be crazy!
ConBroChilll 9
**** LOGIC.
williebran 2
Hes very Lucky !!! A guys dream is to have twins ;)!!!
drewcat21 0
That's when you say, "But you're the hott twin!"!
thatonename 7
I'm way late on this, but either this is a huge case of déjà vú or this has been an fml before... Totally sucks for you either way man, there aint no way you were winning that one.
SanchoClaus25 6
Twin booty is a thang of beauty!!!
momo1972 3
Well duh. Hell yeah you do, at least you should
unknown_user5566 27
Yeah he totally should! Wait... What?
truth_spitta 0
14- if OP didn't find the identical twin physically attractive (if in fact they are Identical to par) then he wouldn't find his GF attractive, but being attractive isn't just physical there is a lot more to it, OP should explain that
siickman 7
Uhm 48... What the actual **** did you just say. o.O please tell me im not the only one that is lost.
chellyX92 8
Attraction is more than appearance. It's personality as well. Yes they might look exactly the same but be two totally different people. At least that's how mature, real relationships work.
Psych101 9
It took me a few hours, but I figured it out. 2's comment is a response to OP's last sentence. "Well duh you want her twin. Etc."
kmsdvm24 11
I've dated an identical twin for 3 years and known him and his brother for 10 years. In all that time, I've never felt attracted to his brother. Physical appearance only goes so far.
cadyt1234 11
Wow. I'm sorry :( maybe she's a little insecure and you need to reassure her that she is your number one girl and that her sister's personality just isn't for you.
Cairo_Sanchez 8
Sounds like you got the crazy one man, sorry.
DespairFaction 11
Or dump her for her attractive sister. No? Ok
AKGirlinSD 20
3, That sounds all nice and sweet but I think the boyfriend should get out now. Imagine how the future arguments would pan out; it isn't looking bright for the guy.
unknown_user5566 27
You are definitely in a tricky predicament. It's not like you can call her ugly now, either. GF: "What?! You think my sister is ugly?? **** you, asshole!" Godspeed, OP.
SkoomaKi 28
Agreed. OP if you can't tell her she's attractive or ugly without winning, just go up to her face, look her in the eyes like the last you'll ever see them and then whisper ever so slightly "I think you're meh". If she sends a bitch fit your way, **** that shit (metaphorically or literally, it's up to you).
jetsown08 21
22- I think you may mean figuratively instead of metaphorically.
unknown_user5566 27
SkoomaKi- This is off topic, but why'd you delete all of your stories? I enjoyed reading those. :)
coastiepat 0
Duh...
LoZelda123 20
It's a trap! Get out now!
williamcarter93 13
Insecurity, or a ploy to get you to dump her because she has a man on the side.
ghirahim 5
The perfect thing to say is "the only reason I find her attractive is cause she looks like you" :)
kitkatkit 4
103 - I have an identical twin and that would definitely work on me! Then again, I'm not crazy like this girl so you'd never have to use it on me lol.
OldMemoriesFade 8
Wow..people these days, just because they look like, doesn't mean you'll find her sister move attractive, considering appearances aren't everything that makes somebody attractive, at least in my opinion that is.
Pegasister_fml 5
It's good to see that some people in this twisted world understand the true beauty lies within a person!
kmsdvm24 11
I've dated an identical twin for 3 years and known him and his brother for 10 years. I've always been able to tell them apart immediately b/c of personality traits/mannerisms. I've never felt attracted to his brother. Beauty is definitely deeper than what we see.
mercedesfist 4
Dump the stupid bitch.
WritingWrongs 8
What are you, like 5? Good god.
Psych101 9
What?! A girl got mad at my boyfriend?! Dump her! That the only real option there, quite obviously.
Psych101 9
*Her Not my boyfriend. Her boyfriend. Just so we're clear.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
^ haha funny typo
siickman 7
10, i have a feeling all your relationships dont make it over a month.
enormouselephant 15
She irrational, it doesn't sound terribly unreasonable.
oj101 33
Is she the good or bad twin? You have options you know? Just saying.
jetsown08 21
1- Dump current GF 2- Pick up GFs twin 3- Get in 3 way with both girls 4- ??? 5- Profit
Welshite 40
Tell her you've fallen in love with her personality and you think it's who she is that makes her beautiful. Crisis averted.
unknown_user5566 27
Spoken like a man who has been forced to avert many lady freak outs in his lifetime. That truly is the best way to go about this, though. OP's gal seems to have some competition issues with her sister, which seems to be fairly common with twin sisters. She probably just needs to feel unique and special.
Welshite 40
I have identical twin female cousins. They've always been different, both in personality and in their life desires. Sadly, out of my entire family, I was one of the very few who was able to tell them apart on sight. I can't imagine how frustrating it must be; it would be terrible to constantly be confused with someone else, especially when you want to be your own person and live your own life.
NeonPopRocks 14
Then she'll probably pull the whole " I'm ugly!" thing. (Ex: She says: You only say that to ugly people!)
Mirorbo 27
Sounds like this little missy has a case of the crazies!~