Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML
Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML
Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML
Today, one of our local news stations decided it was the perfect day to film random people at the beach. I saw myself on TV, holding hands with my side chick. I hope my girlfriend doesn’t watch the news. FML
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML
Today, while watching the morning news, I unexpectedly saw myself! Too bad I was looking puffy at a pizza buffet, loading up my plate. I have tendinitis in my arm and wrist, and the NSAIDs hadn’t kicked in yet. At least I dressed up that day, though. FML
Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML
Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML
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Top comments
12GaugeTurtle 1
Or just wait for cops to show up to apprehend you. But the first one sounds nicer.
05PP1 17
Or just google your name if it's on the news it'll probably be online
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Comments (120)
valleyshooter 8
STOP saying you only live once!!!!!! Your stating ******* obvious. "Really I thought I was a god damn cartoon cat who has nine lives." Yoloing asshole.
cherryllollo 7
Before you do ANYTHING make sure there's no angry mob outside of your door.
Chill_Turtle95 3
To le google!
adipsia 4
Am I the only one who wants OP to deliver so we know why he was on the news?
looney_mc 4
Was the show America most wanted
skullofdarkness 18
Okay, first of all, op lives in Canada, and so would not be watching Americas most wanted. Second, op said that it was the news. Learn to read more carefully.....
looney_mc 4
The guy posted the story on fml. He said he's not the only one
mizteri 1
Google
evilplatypus 39
67 - Try actually reading what they were saying. It was apropos for their comment. OP: Maybe the station has a number you could call and ask? I know our two big stations have numbers where you could call and ask questions or comment about stories.
JustDerpin 11
What the hell is yoloing? You're only making yourself look like an ass.
noisebox 1
Come on you must have had some idea...