Today, one of our local news stations decided it was the perfect day to film random people at the beach. I saw myself on TV, holding hands with my side chick. I hope my girlfriend doesn’t watch the news. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML
Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML
Today, I asked a woman to take a picture of me and my girlfriend kissing on the beach. When I looked up, the woman and my phone were gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML
Today, I sent in a fake story to a website that supports a yearly festival in my small town, thinking it would boost their spirits. It was how my boyfriend proposed to me at last year's festival. Now the local news station wants to do a story about it. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend outside a bar, when a hand on my shoulder yanked me back. I screamed and turned to see my husband glaring at me, with his best friend behind him, recording us on his phone. I'm fucked. FML
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adjwejaelwkdc 21
Some of us are really, really, REALLY hoping that your girlfriend DOES watch the news.
bobsanction 18
YDI for having a sidechick.
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bobsanction 18
YDI for having a sidechick.
adjwejaelwkdc 21
Some of us are really, really, REALLY hoping that your girlfriend DOES watch the news.
No_Lifer 11
I hope she does see the news and breaks up with you. And then I hope your sidechick does the same. YDI
alex_jaguara 33
Just break up with her. It doesn't seem like you care about her.
rainbowdonnareed 18
I hope she sees it after her dad does JS
ClickClackClive 3
F your life??? No.... F her life!! You're not the victim here. Do the decent thing and end it with her as she means so little to you so she can meet someone who will treat her with respect. Idiot.
DanielleinDC 34
It's been a while since I've seen something that is so clearly a YDI. And it's one of the few that doesn't begin with, "While I was drunk...." I think everyone here hopes your girlfriend watches the news and sees you holding hands with another woman.
randybryant799 21
I hope she does. You deserve it.