Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML
Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML
Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML
Today, one of our local news stations decided it was the perfect day to film random people at the beach. I saw myself on TV, holding hands with my side chick. I hope my girlfriend doesn’t watch the news. FML
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML
Today, while watching the morning news, I unexpectedly saw myself! Too bad I was looking puffy at a pizza buffet, loading up my plate. I have tendinitis in my arm and wrist, and the NSAIDs hadn’t kicked in yet. At least I dressed up that day, though. FML
Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML
Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML
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Top comments
12GaugeTurtle 1
Or just wait for cops to show up to apprehend you. But the first one sounds nicer.
05PP1 17
Or just google your name if it's on the news it'll probably be online
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Comments (120)
DocBastard 40
It's probably no big deal. You won the lottery, you're a wanted criminal, you've been discovered to be an African king, and you've broken the world record for the longest moustache. Congratulations.
th4m4ster 6
Google yourself
RedPillSucks 33
Seems a little obscene, but to each his own.
colebe66 1
I like apples too
stormchaser24 24
Google is your friend, just type in your name and city. Or go to there news site.
MoNnEy_MiiTE 3
Google is only my friend when a bottle of lotion and tissues are beside me
MoNnEy_MiiTE 3
Ahhh its nothin, its because of you beard OP. You went up to a child so now your on the sex offenders list. It happens to the best of us!!
skullofdarkness 18
Okay, this+ what you said in your reply to the comment above is just really ******* creepy...
ksjamb 6
well everybody who has a beard this days is a pedophile
perdix 31
Canada's Obesity Epidemic. The film was you from the neck down waddling along, right, eh?
meikola 6
Let me just throw this out there as a possibility. You blacked out had a little episode of shopping butt ass naked at a local BallMart. Hopefully nothing too serious. May the force be with you.
_Oblivion_ 12
36 No one asked you
geko911 22
YOLO, cockroach, pineapple, fairy dust... Ohh wait... We aren't saying random things that make no sense at all? Curse you 36!