Sarah
United States
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fuck
United States
Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML
ghostyyy
France
Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML
daniella101
Lacombe, United States
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Anonymous
Amarillo, United States
We need more information
Today, I found out some very disturbing information about one of my brothers, who I have not seen in 8 years. The information is so crazy that I've thought about going to the FBI. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I found out the real reason why my brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail for the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML
Anonymous
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
Jenn
Atlanta, United States
Oh, hai Mark
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
getslostinherownhouse
Spain
Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML
Bec
Australia
Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML
anonymous
United States
Bad boys, bad boys
Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML
Top comments
aliceisbored 11
did you record it?
heyimjennyFML 5
you should be proud of him! I love that show :D
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Comments (220)
Jaxon26 0
Lol
BossDavyy 0
"Lack of Laugher"
JacksonCampbell 9
He touched the drumset, didn't he
boyguydudemalema 0
his bad-ass-ness far exceeds the OP's, don't be hatin OP
austinkiser 3
let me guess he wanted to be on tv? :)
effyoubitch 5
Hahahha my favorite show everrr!!!!
artc91 0
52 - You clearly have never watched good TV programs.
aubrey1 0
I second that motion.
bruins1116 0
im guessing your black?
princessRiRi97 0
91 why does op have to be black plenty of white people get arrested on cops
bishoprsv2 0
#92 Look at his picture. It should explain alot.
imacreeper 3
95, oh yeah..you're the one to talk.. *shudders*
princessRiRi97 0
95 it does help and 96 you are also veryyyy correct
tsim_fml 0
im almost positive that cops is staged
bezach 0
why were you watching cops? was his last phone call used telling you to turn on the T.V? ydi for watching -.-
GreenMuzz 0
im guessing he's a ******
Blueknite47 0
130 : How is OP the idiot because she was watching Cops..? Explain further.
tjv3 10
I feel like I will be in OPs position one day soon
LairaIsKindaCool 6
Does this FML related to the "Today , my son it to live out his dream of being on tv ... he was arrested for robbing a bank." FML that was posted earlier ?
LairaIsKindaCool 6
Um wow let me correct that ... *Is this FML related to the "Today , my son *got to live his dream of being on tv ... he was arrested for robbing a bank." FML that was posted earlier
abcdefg123456_sg 0
180- thats what I thought when I read this too
minecraft_fml 4
what episode was it? and which one was he?
wunderwaffe 0
ur hot wanna go out?
aliceisbored 11
did you record it?
ImaWiseGuy 5
haha, at least he's a famous criminal versus's he's just a criminal, right?
Big_Red_138 3
I could see OP's reaction! "Haha look at that jackass......wait....oh shit that's my brother"!!!
purpleamandapand 6
Let's hope he was the cop
sephoraprincess 7
99 op clearly stated that his brother was the one being arrested.
jessyrodgers 0
it says he was arrested on cops so unless their arresting their own pretty safe to say he was the criminal
sephoraprincess 7
my bad, HER brother
AaronTkr 0
HEHEHEHE
TYDIRocks 2
99 you're a dumbass.
heyimjennyFML 5
you should be proud of him! I love that show :D
GrapeKoolAde 0
go suck ur own WANGWONGEr
NiiAxBaD 0
lmao
imnotcraZ 0
he probably thought if he can pull it off on grand theft auto he can do it in real life...gotta love video-games oh and cop chase scenes!
LouieLZ 5
another happy family
miraggg 1
you can take the man out of the trailer but you can't take the trailer out of the man
rebekahah 7
why does he have a trailer inside of him? (joking)
doom2 8
Well there's your answer of where he is.
GrapeKoolAde 0
How big ur tatas?
BossDavyy 0
Shut the **** up, perv.
TylersMB 0
6 - it doesnt matter what size they are, your never going to get to see them anyway. shut up.
noobopolis 0
actually im interested too, hopalong here (my bunny)has an idea but its hard to tell
ellomellow 0
thanks for the obvious clarification.
fat1239 4
hey be nice shes only a girl
AaronTkr 0
a very cute girl :3
JokinglySerious 0
very very cu.... nvm I'm not a fag
FreebirdIII 1
Yeah, he has been in jail for the last three years. He is still waiting for you to bail him out. He tried to call but you did not accept the collect call.
FMLRNFR 0
huh bad boys whats ya want wacha gonna do
WeeGee_fml 0
your hot :3
ariannaimelda 7
He's the family prodigy right?
Alex94xela 0
nice pick ROFLMFAO
Alex94xela 0
*pic stupid auto correct
theQUEEN444 5
I guess she's better without him
GrapeKoolAde 0
did u get hard?
bsc23 8
best FML ever!
MizzErikaHart 8
noob?
whybother8 0
whats noob?
livinthefridge13 1
its what you are
ConradDavid 1
a noob is a beginner at something.... how did you not know that
technochik3 12
lmao
LairaIsKindaCool 6
She didn't know this because she's a noob .. ironic isn't it ?
Batwomann 0
No! Poor OP!!!
FastLikeATree 0
Add "Charismatic TV Personality" to his list of accomplishments.
BunchesOFThought 0
^ this made me laugh.
rocketeer_97 1
Look at the bright side OP ?
WiderWille 11
And the bright side is?
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
See #17 for the silver lining of this story.
ichikibobivopula 0
when life is looking rotten, there's something you've forgotten- and that's to smile and laugh and dance and sing! soooo always look on the bright side of life [whistle whistle whistle] always look on the light side of life