Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML
Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML
Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML
Today, one of our local news stations decided it was the perfect day to film random people at the beach. I saw myself on TV, holding hands with my side chick. I hope my girlfriend doesn’t watch the news. FML
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML
Today, while watching the morning news, I unexpectedly saw myself! Too bad I was looking puffy at a pizza buffet, loading up my plate. I have tendinitis in my arm and wrist, and the NSAIDs hadn’t kicked in yet. At least I dressed up that day, though. FML
Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML
Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML
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12GaugeTurtle 1
Or just wait for cops to show up to apprehend you. But the first one sounds nicer.
05PP1 17
Or just google your name if it's on the news it'll probably be online
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Comments (120)
elvisaaron 3
Do you drink alot ? If not its gotta be good!
Fellsnows 5
"And in more serious news this man has contracted a evolved form HIV that will kill him dead in mere minutes aswell as anyone comes into contact with police have been order to shoot him on sight" either that or u won on award
whyusofat 17
Pfft its canada i doubt its a wanted picture.
wikedjest 0
look it up on station website you could be the million dollar winner. congrats
hillbillygurl77 5
R U THE ACCUSED MURDERER???!!
JesusOfNazareth 16
You are what police believe to be as a registered sex offender with plastic surgery to your fave.
10thFloor 16
6 years later but we need a follow up!!