Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I stalked my boyfriend's ex again. I have come to the realization that I look just like her. I’m that girl. FML
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Top comments
TheTardis123 11
Well your boyfriend is famous! But for all the wrong reasons...
cutycat136 28
Key word here is "looks". It may not be him, but in your mind you just recognized some features were similar and made the connection to him.
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Comments (97)
TheTardis123 11
Well your boyfriend is famous! But for all the wrong reasons...
psychopolarbear 28
They call that infamous lol
EarlFug 19
Some people will do anything to get on TV
danimal_crackerz 26
Or notorious XD
mexican_music 13
Long lost twin?
A07 48
Run.
Xivion 19
op's name is 1234, I just keep thinking... 1 2 buckle my shoe, 3 4 out the door because my bf is a possible murderer!!! Lolz :D
chipmunkofddoom 13
Shut the door.
ZombieSazza 34
Lock the door.
RedPillSucks 33
what if the boyfriend is already there?
psychopolarbear 28
What if the boyfriend has a key?
JustinJK 21
What if they're actually the boyfriend? Dun dun dun!
feven 32
Unless your boyfriend is the wanted murderer himself, FHL. People are probably going to call the police on him if they see him in public.
mohamed_H 21
How is it FHL? No f**k OP's life if her boyfriend is a murderer.
HighasaCloud 46
#29, You're right: **** OP's life if her boyfriend is a murderer. But Feven said **** the boyfriend's life if he is NOT a murderer. You know, because he'll be accused of being the one in the news and get unwanted, possibly-hostile attention when he didn't do anything. Learn to pay attention please.
mohamed_H 21
Ohh i misread it lol
shay_serendipity 29
... Am I the only one thinking about that Drake & Josh episode where Josh looked like the Theater Thug? Yes..? Alrighty then. Edit: oops, nvm. not just me, i didn't scroll through the comments XD
lilybadilly25 15
If I were you, I'd leave without a trace! Or.. Pray he had an evil doppelgänger !
stingray112 24
If they have a picture of the person (that wasn't a sketch) then they should know the name plus we don't know if the murderer is actually her Bf which I rlly doubt it is. Nice to know that you would run before actually concluding hard evidence though.
may14th 26
Not necessarily. It could be security camera footage or something.
Schala360 27
Run forest run
bdsmslave 18
Open the freezer. If there's one thing that Hollywood has taught me, it's that it's always in the freezer. If there are no severed heads, you're in the clear.
cutycat136 28
Key word here is "looks". It may not be him, but in your mind you just recognized some features were similar and made the connection to him.
CommentKing207 23
Just like that Drake and Josh episode when Josh played as a robber and everyone thought it really was him... Hope it isn't your boyfriend though!
mustangbravo 27
Haha, I saw that one.
Dmc169 9
Lol the Theater Thug I remember that episode