Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no other choice but to walk home. I got to my house and realized I'd left the front door key and garage clicker in my car 5 miles away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left home to go to work, only to find that my car had a flat tyre. No problem, I thought, I'll just change it. That's when I discovered that I'd left my spare tyre at the mechanic's last time I had a flat. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML
Today, with 3 miles left of a 16-mile bike ride, I got a flat tire and had to push my bike back to my car. FML
Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML
Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML
Today, as usual, I went to pick up my brother and sister from school in the rain. When we got to my truck, I realized I had locked us out. We had to walk home in the rain, only to find the spare house key had not been put back in its spot since the last time it was used. FML
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Top comments
sarah2144 14
Well, at least you got a good workout! Haha.
thawny_fml 21
I bet you were pretty tired after that flat effort.
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Comments (88)
sarah2144 14
Well, at least you got a good workout! Haha.
Sexy_Kisses14 8
It's called a cab :p
exotica_fml 6
Your fault
scrappy23 4
She(or he) told u!
FirebirdF350 7
75, you misspelt actually on your profile
mat_sib 18
Theres a button for that
thawny_fml 21
I bet you were pretty tired after that flat effort.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
The key is to plan ahead so you don't lock like an idiot.
dinorider_fml 4
It's lucky OP had some spare time
Awkward_Science 2
She should've run flat-out back to her car for the keys, or she could've been in some Jeep trouble!
karamman 5
I know how you feel man I've been locked out plenty of times. That's why I've taught myself how to break in and climb through my backyard windows.
NothernNightmare 18
You must be an expert at sneaking back in after a long night of partying, huh?
karamman 5
I make sure the side door is open if I'm going out :) Wouldn't wanna climb through windows at 2 am and drunk that's for sure
Kayla860 8
FYL indeed
FuckYouScience12 8
duh.
MissMae93 23
First comment on FML? Way to make an impact.
supportcommand 17
I was thinking the same thing. Must be a newbie and just had to make a comment.
pradip 26
not many people go out with extra house keys
Warden1986 16
It's called roadside assistance. Try it sometime.
neilykins 29
Some people can't afford roadside assistance.
TheDrifter 24
Switch insurance companies, many offer it at little or no extra cost.
mollysticks 10
Like a good neighbour, State Farm is here.
JustDerpin 11
With a giant stuffed panda!
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Puking rainbows!
celine21_fml 0
Well that escalated quickly
emeraldisle 30
I can't tell you how many times I've left my keys in my car. Sorry OP. You're not the only one.
smilepatrol 7
I wouldn't have thought to leave my keys in the car, desperate people would still steal it.
j_cat187 20
It would be funnier if you walked back and your car was towed.