Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML
Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML
Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML
Today, one of our local news stations decided it was the perfect day to film random people at the beach. I saw myself on TV, holding hands with my side chick. I hope my girlfriend doesn’t watch the news. FML
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML
Today, while watching the morning news, I unexpectedly saw myself! Too bad I was looking puffy at a pizza buffet, loading up my plate. I have tendinitis in my arm and wrist, and the NSAIDs hadn’t kicked in yet. At least I dressed up that day, though. FML
Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML
Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML
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Top comments
12GaugeTurtle 1
Or just wait for cops to show up to apprehend you. But the first one sounds nicer.
05PP1 17
Or just google your name if it's on the news it'll probably be online
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Comments (120)
alyspar2 5
Google it. Google knows everything!
Nevermind212 11
You're wanted!! And surrounded
Mister_Triangle 21
I hope OP knows the cheat code to remove his Wanted Level
12GaugeTurtle 1
Or just wait for cops to show up to apprehend you. But the first one sounds nicer.
LuckyLynx7732 5
How do you do something news worthy and not know it? Then again, they report on american idol results on the news here, so you never know.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
You should go on their website, and either look at recent news, or search your name. Easy-peasy. (:
RegularDayFML 0
Well, that's made up.
DocBastard 40
Your mom is made up. No seriously, she is. She wears makeup. And what makes you think this FML is made up?
05PP1 17
Or just google your name if it's on the news it'll probably be online
yoyoyolol08 5
Danger: molester on the loose
laurenlovesjb 20
Google your name. It'll probably take you to your local news website, and then you can figure out what they said.
Shadowvoid 33
Op was probably on the news for "burning our women and raping our churches!" despicable
pokefan813 16
It's okay if it's not "legitimate rape" because somehow the body shuts off. According to some politician.
RedPillSucks 33
That's right. Churches never get pregnant with real rape.
kittytub 12
hide yo kids and hide yo wife!