Today, my 17 year-old is pregnant and I was fit to be furious, until my wife steamrollered over me to get to her, hugging her, and crying and how we’ll all raise it together as a big family. We can’t afford another baby. The daddy better be paying us something, or I’m gone kill him. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I've hated being a parent ever since I was baby-trapped at 17, but I stuck through it and never let my son suspect how I really felt, and we have a great relationship now he’s an adult. Well he just moved out yesterday, and today my wife told me she’s pregnant. Here we fucking go again. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He told me not to worry, he’d pay child support until it’s 18, and he’d be moved out of our flat by Friday. When I asked him why, he told me not to be stupid, no way was he being trapped into raising a kid. He didn’t even ask if it was a boy or girl. FML
Today, I spent a good few minutes watching my wife thrash our son with a pillow because despite all our warnings to him about safe sex, he and his girlfriend are going to be parents in about 6 months, and they’re both 16. FML
Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML
Today, I managed to get pregnant on purpose, in hopes to get my cheating boyfriend to stop seeing his side piece. Turns out he’s "not ready to be a dad" and prefers the homewrecking skank and left. Now I’m stuck with rent I can’t afford by myself, and a baby I don’t even want anymore. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I had to make the heartbreaking decision to end my engagement after my fiancé agreed to let several of his obnoxious family members move in without even asking me. He says 'family over everything' but what does that make me? To make matters harder, I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I desperately want a kid with my wife, but unfortunately I'm stuck on the hook for child support. The kid was a mistake, a pregnancy from a relationship that lasted less than two months, and unless I can get my payments reduced there's no way my wife and I can afford a kid of our own. FML
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RichardPencil 32
As you struggle for the next 18 years, just think about how much cheaper it is to talk to your kids about contraception.
Grizz8831 14
not to often I agree with you, but this seems like a case where they should have had the safe sex talk instead of the more common sex is bad and you will be a dirty sinner burning in hell type of chat...
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GlennQugmire 14
Be a man OP
mike3775 39
You sure the baby daddy didn’t use a burner phone and fake name?
RichardPencil 32
As you struggle for the next 18 years, just think about how much cheaper it is to talk to your kids about contraception.
Grizz8831 14
not to often I agree with you, but this seems like a case where they should have had the safe sex talk instead of the more common sex is bad and you will be a dirty sinner burning in hell type of chat...
RichardPencil 32
Keep in mind, I often don't agree with me. Sometimes I write what I truly feel, but other times, I write the opposite. I don't want to be predictable.
QueenSaru 28
Every time you comment it's amazing. I'm over here catching up on FML after work with popcorn like, "Gurlllll yes."
SirEnigM0nk 22
A Pencil divided against itself cannot scribe...typing is another matter.
QueenSaru 28
As a sister to someone who knocked up his GF when they were both teens, please go through the court system and get everything squared away. My brother was more than happy to support his 'mistake' (she was even living with us because her mom kicked her out), but not all people are going to want to do the right thing and as much of a pain as it is, it's best for the kid to get everything sorted legally.