Today, I tried to spice things up in the bedroom by making love to my husband in a tight leather corset. I ended up passing out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML
Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, I tried to give my husband a striptease for his birthday. I wound up tripping over my own panties and nearly dislocating my shoulder. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had gotten tipsy and found ourselves in the bedroom. We started to fool around and she leaned over to put her watch on the nightstand. I tried to undo her bra, which surprised her, because she elbowed me in the nose so hard that I ended up passing out from the pain. FML
Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML
Today, after a long dry spell, I spent a day treating my wife, ending with a full body massage. She was wearing only panties, breathing heavily, and spread her legs, so I reached for her crotch to finger her… and she kicked me in the head so hard I fell off the bed and split my head open. FML
Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML
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iBoardSlide 0
later on you'll find out he didn't stop ;)
AnorexicMuffins 0
I can't even say anything to that...
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Comments (195)
kbtoyz69 9
1st?
MisherzzSquisher 0
don't wear things that is tight enough to make u pass out!
ImaWiseGuy 5
flip that shit, tell your husband he was punching the kitty so hard you just up'n passed out....
ceddyz17 10
dammm
Bakayarou_fml 0
Indeed! Making love to a corpset is hard!
krazygirl100 9
i bet he still had sex with her
Garyy_fml 11
Wow OP sounds like something Justin Bieber would do.
staceysgenesis16 0
hah , thats an epic sex fail .. lol
enonymous 9
I bet it spiced things up or him bet he's been dying to have back a part of his college days with passed out chicks in his bed. I also bet he finished
SchiTzenGiglez 0
who wouldnt?
ynghzze 0
i know
AnorexicMuffins 0
I can't even say anything to that...
ImaWiseGuy 5
keep thinking, you'll come up with something.....^
L3Paparazzo 7
someones trying to hard
A7X_LoVeee 10
^ lololololol win? I think so.
ImaWiseGuy 5
I was being a bit of a smart ass on that one....
NoWaitNotNow 0
That's because you're showing off your ****. Tends to be hard to think about an intelligent response.
seanders 10
2: By making that statement, you thus thought of something to "say to that." Perhaps if you weren't anorexic, you'd eat brain food and avoid future embarrassments.:)
missy_lynn012 0
then why'd you comment?
xo_kat_xo 0
I have to agree with #2
abbi96x 0
Maybe you should let your husband loosen it for you?;)
ImaWiseGuy 5
if your thinking what I think your thinking then I like the way you think ^
AnagenisisZagus 13
Blonde joke? No? Okay. Waste of time if you ask me. Anybody? Damn. Hard world out there.
breakofdawn1 0
if shes 2 were did 1 go ?
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
to hell like the rest of the heathen scum
Tommananaze6T9 4
25 has nice clevage
chickenfriedCG 0
how is she #2 and she is the first comment???
Canchan 12
Do you know how old that pic is? I can bet you a million bucks that that's not that person. That picture has circulated more than my mother's ******.
ohmygodthatsux 0
dude ok right it isn't it's on the top of google people are so stupid
ohmygodthatsux 0
wow real original ! that picture is such a fake it is right on the top of google . Next time don't assume everyone is a retard.. k don't feel cool cause you use a fake picture google firefox girl cause that's how fake that girl I'd and no I'm not jealous
AnorexicMuffins 0
117. Comment 1 got moderated
DrHouseMD_fml 6
youre passed out and in a corset, you wanted to spice things up? mission complete! passed out and in a corset...
margie2194 12
Lol @anorexic muffins. I don't undertsand why you have someone else's pic as your profile pic. Are you breaching some privacy rules? lmao
leeshxx 3
so what? it's not her? WHO GIVES A FLYING ****? seriously. you people just go Wah it's not her. what if it really is. no one thought of that did they?!? go troll elsewhere *******
CsDy1395 6
agreed with 161
Snookie123Babe 0
then wat do u hav to type in to c it???
mfjkr 10
I bet that was a tight fit
OhbbyCx 6
I'm in love with your profile picture. srsly.
RobynL 0
you just did
buttercup_mcm 0
lol
bunniex1 11
I want a muffin :)
iBoardSlide 0
later on you'll find out he didn't stop ;)
cmyk 19
lol
Monikabug 9
Since you are 13 I am going to assume that you have never worn a corset, let alone never worn a tight corset to spice things up in the bedroom with your husband. Therefore your opinion is now voided. Corsets will constrict ANYONE who wears them, whether they are 95 pounds or 400 pounds. Just because the OP passed out doesn't meant that they are the least bit overweight, it was simply done up too tight. OP - be careful next time but good for you for making the attempt to spice things up! I'm sure hubby enjoyed it up until you passed out!
Monikabug 9
This comment was directed at #10. Excuse me while I go beat my iPhone.
MysticDude 1
I was going to comment and say: "What do you think he did afterwards?" kinda beat me there :P
Snookie123Babe 0
yup
queenchewy 0
hahaha hahaha
ciarafox9 9
baha I hope he didnt continue!
cmyk 19
thats just... ydi! impress him _without_ to small "extras" next time?
kykyshay 0
fat much?
dirtyblond 4
-_____- Just cause it was tight doesn't mean she was fat.
OMG_N3RD 0
i know does mean shes fat!!
codman212 0
lol, u got -26 thumbs!!!! FYL!
I'madumbass 19
Actually, it is now -143!!!!!!!!! Kyky(I forgot the rest of its account Lol) is an idiot
HarmonyChord 0
stupid much?
sassypants93 17
Says the 13 year old who has no life experience.
thebestof1984 0
A fat comment coming from a fat girl, hmmmm.....
margie2194 12
you are immature. who are you to decide who's fat and who's not?
Sonofa_Snitch 0
you're an ass!
leeshxx 3
Let me join in the ill-informed presumptions! *ahem* 10- jealous that you can't even get the largest sized corset over your fat ignoramus head? OR 10- You're a troll. Who let you out from under your bridge, bitch!
leeshxx 3
Ill* and please pretend there is a full stop after troll
leeshxx 3
thank you mod gods for editing my comment for me :D
ohmandapants 17
your picture scares the living shit out of me, WTF is wrong with your face?!
CassSanchez 5
-10 you obviously have no idea what you're talking about . so maybe from all the hate you're getting you will learn to think before you say / post anything stupid .
kykyshay 0
okay, I was just kidding. jeez. and I wouldn't say I'm being a bitch, look what hurtful things your posting about me.
kykyshay 0
oh, and 85, I'm 13 btw.
dan_the_man32 0
hey I like this comment it was funny. People should expect this stuff on this site!
leeshxx 3
10 if your only 13 why are you on here I assume you are using the app. you have to confirm you are 17. don't like what is being said? don't comment stupid things
Beast_Hoff 0
Ok 1) 85 didn't mean your age by 10... that's ur comment number smart one.... and 2) i think you're only jealous of OP cuz her comments actually get posted...
TheTaffyLuver 1
You jerk!
u_w8urtrn 2
she most likely didnt pass out because shes fat it was probably from some form of heat stroke because the leater was hot
Breanah01 0
who said she passed out because she was fat ? she could of easily been closterphobic. grow up !
Victorfoo 0
Hey ;)
Monikabug 9
Since you are 13 I am going to assume that you have never worn a corset, let alone never worn a tight corset to spice things up in the bedroom with your husband. Therefore your opinion is now voided. Corsets will constrict ANYONE who wears them, whether they are 95 pounds or 400 pounds. Just because the OP passed out doesn't meant that they are the least bit overweight, it was simply done up too tight. OP - be careful next time but good for you for making the attempt to spice things up! I'm sure hubby enjoyed it up until you passed out!
Monikabug 9
(directed at #10) *Beats iPhone*
C6Racer 0
*Smashes Monika's iPhone*
Monikabug 9
I thank you kindly.
Jrefinne 7
You never know, he could have continued enjoying it after she passed out...
ImaginaryFoe 1
Monika's back and still right!
Kyzahhh 7
HTFU!