Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML
Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up during sex and set me on his shoulders, with his face buried in my pussy. I loved it until he took a step and put my face right in the path of the ceiling fan. FML
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robertlovespi 3
That's a different way to break the bed during sex...
richy90255 8
THe bed must have been worn out ... If u know what I mean
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Comments (148)
vanessaizawesome 8
Aww that sucks!! Poor op
aleeshttylXD 9
what a waste of a first comment.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Yep. That's why it's on FML.
zephyrum 0
Why you don't say.
TriflingAllDay 6
Poor OP?!? No sir, poor bed. It just got demolished by an overweight American.
Syneriam 7
21, just because the bed broke does not mean he/she is fat. Not all americans are fat, thats a stupid stereo-type.
JFurr 9
He or she might not even be American. It never specified anything. I'd say let him trash Americans. It can be debated whether or not we're the leading world power, but there's no doubting we're one of the top.
TriflingAllDay 6
I guarentee you stereo-type people on a bus before you set next to someone. Same at a movie theater or a plane. So because I made a reference that alot of Americans are fat im wrong? And 33 America being a leading power in the world has nothing to do with a fat person breaking a bed. So a big Wtf to you.
Sinamoi 18
Speak for yourself. I judge people based on the attitude the individual presents, not because of a stupid stereotype.
TriflingAllDay 6
I would not feel comfortable sitting next to a ninja.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
49- Do not judge the ninja.
Sinamoi 18
I am saddened that you would stereotype us ninjas as cold blooded, midnight muderers. We are a trained and civil society. Many of us are working to acquire Ph.D's in assassinating, stealth, and African American history.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Fluttershy thinks it should be required for all ninjas to take her speciality course---"How to Care For All Living Creatures." She thinks that would dissuade them from becoming trained assassins.
DocBastard 40
TriflingAllDay - Please take your ridiculous generalisations elsewhere. And please understand that this isn't an American site. Many of the OPs and commenters are not American, so you can't assume this was written by an American. Oh, and **** you for acting like an ass clown.
Sparks808 10
That's sweet, though. I'm sorry it didn't end up so well. Boyfriend's FML: Today, I tried to be sexy by picking up my girlfriend and throwing her on the bed. She ended up going right through the bed, sexy time over. FML
unknown_user5566 27
1- Are you even old enough to be commenting on a sexual FML?
EverestMelting 23
16- I liked your comment for your picture and name.
Rin_deviluke 3
Ah the curse of the first comment got her.
robertlovespi 3
That's a different way to break the bed during sex...
TriflingAllDay 6
Actually they were not having sex yet..
saintsrocksocks 10
My pelvic thrusts are too much for the pour bed to handle. Now I know how to break the bed properly.
TriflingAllDay 6
Poor*
lopsop 12
Hey look at the bright side if you fall off during sexy time it wont hurt as much than if you fell off a high bed
MindFreakazoid 10
25, I'm not much of a grammar nazi, but it's poor :) pass English next time, yeah?
ohSNAPyall 27
Poor 75 didn't understand that 25 is accustomed to pouring water beds.
Inheritance 10
Bright side OP you know you're not overweight, just shit bed. :)
Quinn32 16
At first I was also thinking that the bed was probably just weak...now after consideration I have decided that OP must be a ghost and that is why OP was able to actually fall "through" the bed.
DeadxManxWalking 27
Glass bed?
DespairFaction 11
Nah, just bought it from IKEA probably.
HouseElf 13
OP must be a ghost.
Octain 13
Heavy set girlfriend?
Death_Hoe_Inn 10
That would hurt
Whatever0084 2
He must workout a LOT!!
Sumalum 7
Time for a new bed?
hockeyoceancity 13
Nah i think they like the big hole in their bed. Adds charactor.
Sumalum 7
*Character
TriflingAllDay 6
Character is best in the bedroom.
richy90255 8
THe bed must have been worn out ... If u know what I mean
Almighty_Chris97 6
I don't, please explain.
KrazieKleo 13
You still wouldn't get it if it were explained. It's actually pretty self explanatory.
flockz 20
yep pretty self explanatory.... OP's elephant loves to cuddle in the early hours of the morning, playing Monopoly and watching Swamp People therefore wearing out the bed from extended use. who wouldn't know that?
meihua 19
How are you a 15 year old guy who doesn't understand this. Guy. 15. Guy. And what do guys (stereotypically) think of?
Quinn32 16
109- Monstertrucks, sports, cars, guns, explosions...I don't see how you think any of this is related.
D3ADSN1P3R 2
GIGGITY OH!!!
mea_iloveskiing 26
I hope you weren't naked OP :)
BlueEyed1019 12
Because we all like to have sex fully clothed...
mea_iloveskiing 26
Yes!
Lilwolfyyy 0
No!
equius4life 8
it didn't say the OP had sex, it said 'in an attempt to be sexy' so the OP could have been clothed still
ChefPhilly 13
If you fell through the bed, how'd he even pick you up?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Maybe it's just a weak bed...?
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#7 - Your picture frightens me...
ACClover169 1
I was thinking the same thing..
corinna12124 0
Jus bc the bed broke when he threw her down doesn't mean it's bc she's fat it could've been the beds old or weak or something don't be rude
KiRaKaT 9
Ouch that sucks D: ! Time for a new bed!
theonex17 15
You might need to lose weight... Just saying
gracehi 33
That was my first thought too, but then I realized that if she was heavy enough to break a bed, her boyfriend probably couldn't lift her, much less throw her. I think they probably just have a cheap bed. :/
MCRaddict15 15
Actually, on my old [crappy] bed, when my 56 pounds brother jumped on it, it broke. So, you could blame OP or the bed, but the bed is probably more accurate.
Harmon1970 1
Maybe the boyfriend threw her down too hard
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Hulk smash?
dudette123456789 0
29- good job !!!!!
zephyrum 0
Is that some kind of new sex move...?
hipsterhunter 9
It's from a lost page of the Karma Sutra, actually.