Today, I was taking a long, relaxing, hot bath with my girlfriend after a long day. She had fallen asleep in my arms and everything was perfect - until I noticed the water around us had started turning yellow as she pissed herself in her sleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
Today, I woke up to find I'd peed the bed. My girlfriend did the warm water trick to me, where she put my hand in water while sleeping, which can make you piss yourself apparently. As I went to get up, I noticed she'd also painted my toenails pink. FML
Today, I was drinking too much and I had to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I'd pissed the bed. FML
Today, I found out that my wife's dog had peed on my side of the bed, while I was sleeping. I thought I had just drooled in my sleep, until I noticed it had turned yellow during the day. FML
Today, I was taking a shower with my new boyfriend for the first time. Last night was the first night we spent together. As I was washing my hair, I looked down at my feet and noticed yellow water. Some of the warm water I felt on my feet was not from the shower head. FML
Today, I was running water for a relaxing bath. There have been some problems with the town's water for a while now, so I was pleased when the water looked so clear. Right as I thought that, however, the water instantly changed from crystal clear to shit brown. FML
Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt me jump out of bed, heard me run to the bathroom and throw up, then looked up five seconds later to see me take a massive dump on her bath mat. FML
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JayFuckingHell 18
Looks like urine trouble! ... I'll find the exit myself
Norja 33
If having your hand in water while sleeping makes you pee, then being surrounded by it must have the same effect. Heard of a golden shower, but never a golden bath :)
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Comments (81)
JayFuckingHell 18
Looks like urine trouble! ... I'll find the exit myself
MisterEx 28
No. Please. Let me assist you find it quicker.
syki 22
@4 No reason to be so pee-qued.
FluffyPandas156 13
never heard of a golden bath before
syki 22
@33 You gotta be kidney-ng me.
johnrdz3 24
Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Oh crap. Wrong joke. ... Bye
Rysal5 15
Made my night. :P
aimbug 42
These are great :D
Norja 33
If having your hand in water while sleeping makes you pee, then being surrounded by it must have the same effect. Heard of a golden shower, but never a golden bath :)
flowergirl907 10
Wow...
Kitty_Kat16 16
Just don't be a dick about it she had no control over it
MasterTron 24
Better in the tube then in the bed
TheNoobySpartan 13
pretty sure having pee in both the shower and the bed isn't a good thing. Best she pee in the bath than the bed.
JothamHousden 17
He's not being a dick, he just doesn't find bathing in urine a nice thing.
1jordan1 11
A relaxing bath where you are in the arms of someone that loves you and you fall asleep? That sounds so amazing I can't even wrap my head around it. I'm jealous. Sorry about the peeing herself part, but accidents happen. You guys will laugh about it one day.
aldoshoes 4
Stop trying to get laid, Jordan. No-one digs the sensitive type.
1jordan1 11
I'm a girl.
amanda182 19
And girls actually do like the "sensitive" kind. Considering they tend to be romantic. Not every girl likes a piece of shit guy who treats them like a piece of ass.
aimbug 42
I'd be surprised if they aren't already laughing about it (:
thejonac 21
maybe it's like that kind of dream where you go to the toilet in it. it's not her fault, try not to make it sound like such a big deal or she might feel embarassed over something that she isn't to blame for :(
daGun 18
At least she didn't poop.
WCARlover 35
at least it wasn't a deuce I suppose!
cooltatgar 31
Be a gentleman and don't tell her. Save her the embarrassment.
BrutalEater 15
It's not a secret, besides if they are that close no need to keep secrets.
MrsPegg 45
^ somethings are better left unsaid.
aimbug 42
I think she probably already knows. Nothing to be embarrassed about anyway, things happen.
enginsteve 17
I'd actually be worried if my girlfriend did that. first not being able to hold it, regardless of your environment is a bad sign. Second, that is a tremendous amount of water to turn yellow if you guys were in the bath together. urine isn't supposed to be yellow naturally. generally means dehydration but it could also mean all sorts of things.
bobslawnservice 16
You, sir, are one pragmatic mofo. I salute you.
MandieL 27
It happens sometimes to the healthiest of people. I've peed the bed as an adult dreaming of peeing. That being said I fall asleep in the tub all the time and have never peed in it. Regardless, I do agree that she would need to be dehydrated or have an issue with her digestive system to be able to have pee yellow enough to turn that much water yellow. OP, don't embarrass her, but let her know because she either needs to drink way more water, or get checked out. Pee should be clear, not yellow. (An exception to this if you are taking certain vitamins, if your body doesn't absorb them completely, you pee the rest out and your pee can be fluorescent yellow)
teentee401 37
I don't think the ENTIRE tub turned yellow. He probably just noticed a small cloud of yellow around his girlfriend's crotch. So she didn't really turn a "tremendous" amount of water yellow.
ApacheC424 18
If the tub isn't that big, with two people in it means there wouldn't be very much water so in a sense - a little would go a long way and look worse then it is. I'm with everyone saying shrug it off - you're in the bath and likely have soap handy anyway!
aimbug 42
I feel like you put way too much thought into that.
morgasshk 14
Taking multivitamins like berocca will mean more nutrients in urine regardless of hydration, could be anything.
pooldude 24
Just drain the tub, wake her up and don't tell her about it. Save her the embarrassment. She obviously had no control over it.
UH60 26
But then how is he going to tell her they should shower before bed xD
MikaykayUnicorn 36
#25, In a bath you sit in your own dirt and such. With two people the amount of dirt and filth in the tub is double. OP could simply suggest they rinse off with some soap and water because of what could have been in the water of the tub.