drosek89

Miss St. John's, Canada 37 years-old

Elizabeth This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Don't call the cops

Today, I went on a walk. I like to crush acorns as I go. One nut was actually a piece of dog poop. FML

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SickMaMa 9 December 2014, 22:39 Cortland, United States

Today, my daughter wasn't feeling well, so we allowed her to sleep in bed with us. She snuggled right up with my husband. I felt a little jealous until she turned around and cuddled with me, just long enough to throw up all over me. She then flipped back over and snuggled with her dad. FML

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