Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had a plan. I was going to get up early, eat a well balanced breakfast, put on my workout clothes and enjoy this beautiful day with a fulfilling jog. Instead, I put on my workout clothes, spent hours on social media, ate a pizza, and ended up falling asleep on my couch. FML
Fitness
Today, I decided to try a 7-minute exercise video to start working out and get in shape. I couldn’t make it though the video. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Procrastinating my life away
Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML
Like a dog
Today, I started a new workout routine to get fit. After watching a bunch of online videos, I thought I could jump right in. I overdid it on squats and now can’t sit down without grunting like a wounded animal. I’m now having to climb stairs on all fours. FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML
Take it easy
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
Paws for thought
Today, I was trying to exercise while having to keep my cat inside. Turns out it’s impossible to do pull-ups when a cute kitty is sitting on top of the ledge you’re holding on to, thinking you’re playing peekaboo and trying to slap your silly face. FML
Thanks little buddy
Today, I was in the middle of my workout when my cat meowed so loudly, it startled me into dropping a 50-pound weight onto my foot. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17
You're not alone. The cats of YouTube have distracted us all at some point.
gingermass437 7
"Ready to go to the gym?" "Not meow."
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Comments (194)
reimichele 8
The videos are just one small step in the plan to take over the world. The cats want you to become fat and lazy OP so that when they come for you, there will be less of a chase.
GothicAngel17 24
Like the Leviathans in Supernatural? That's it! Cats must really be Leviathan in disguise! :O Oh god, I've been watching too much Supernatural again...
lollipop77_fml 6
And here we've been thinking Zombie apocolypse..... No wonder cats are such aloof creatures - they really know what's going down :D lol
ManInTheMachine 20
Sorry Baustigt. Sometimes my past self comes back to haunt me. I'm like Jekyll and Hyde, but sexier. ;) ;) And if you're that protective, I guess I shouldn't tell you about The Drifter...
cookie_crumble89 11
It happens to the best of us
donkey79 0
This has been a growing concern of mine. Cat videos have been the largest contributor to procrastination world wide. I am a sucker for a good cat video.
geod69 8
Happens all the time
Webslinger66 10
First world problems
Pandacupcakelove 26
Ugh... I wish I was there to throw you out of your house and smash your computer! I know, a bit over the top... But seriously, get out there and work out! I hate to work out, but I do it because it keeps me healthy and it also somehow makes me happier! :)
NIRVANA1990s 1
ooooh someone needs motivation!
22cute 17
I love cat videos! They're soooo cute and funny!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
If I can haz cheezburger, then I can haz your SOUL!
mikeofthunder 13
Easily done my friend