Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had a plan. I was going to get up early, eat a well balanced breakfast, put on my workout clothes and enjoy this beautiful day with a fulfilling jog. Instead, I put on my workout clothes, spent hours on social media, ate a pizza, and ended up falling asleep on my couch. FML
Fitness
Today, I decided to try a 7-minute exercise video to start working out and get in shape. I couldn’t make it though the video. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Procrastinating my life away
Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML
Like a dog
Today, I started a new workout routine to get fit. After watching a bunch of online videos, I thought I could jump right in. I overdid it on squats and now can’t sit down without grunting like a wounded animal. I’m now having to climb stairs on all fours. FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML
Take it easy
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
Paws for thought
Today, I was trying to exercise while having to keep my cat inside. Turns out it’s impossible to do pull-ups when a cute kitty is sitting on top of the ledge you’re holding on to, thinking you’re playing peekaboo and trying to slap your silly face. FML
Thanks little buddy
Today, I was in the middle of my workout when my cat meowed so loudly, it startled me into dropping a 50-pound weight onto my foot. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17
You're not alone. The cats of YouTube have distracted us all at some point.
gingermass437 7
"Ready to go to the gym?" "Not meow."
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Comments (194)
Ajwc101 24
Go to a gym that has wifi that way you can work out and watch cat videos.
monique8axel 6
Temptation!
lizzys1972 3
I know the feeling!
TheIchiban 11
Just get a cat, so you can exercise with it, like having it chase a ribbon, and just run around your house and watch it fail. Cats always fail, and its funny.
OfficeNinja 5
Try harder. You just need to go! Treat the gym like any other appointment or stupid meeting you have to go to, even though watching cats on you tube is more productive. If you are just starting out, don't push too much. Pick a somewhat easy starting point and build from there. If you are hurting yourself, you are over doing it.
Zangetsu67 5
To the internet!
SanaSazi 32
Story of my life... And probably waaaay too many other people.
can2012 0
Worst fml I've seen in a while
kimg0885 23
Why is this even on here this isn't FML this is yur dumb!
spinnaker 1
Hahaha! I've so been there OP. Sometimes we just have to give ourselves a break.