Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had a plan. I was going to get up early, eat a well balanced breakfast, put on my workout clothes and enjoy this beautiful day with a fulfilling jog. Instead, I put on my workout clothes, spent hours on social media, ate a pizza, and ended up falling asleep on my couch. FML
Fitness
Today, I decided to try a 7-minute exercise video to start working out and get in shape. I couldn’t make it though the video. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Procrastinating my life away
Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML
Like a dog
Today, I started a new workout routine to get fit. After watching a bunch of online videos, I thought I could jump right in. I overdid it on squats and now can’t sit down without grunting like a wounded animal. I’m now having to climb stairs on all fours. FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML
Take it easy
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
Paws for thought
Today, I was trying to exercise while having to keep my cat inside. Turns out it’s impossible to do pull-ups when a cute kitty is sitting on top of the ledge you’re holding on to, thinking you’re playing peekaboo and trying to slap your silly face. FML
Thanks little buddy
Today, I was in the middle of my workout when my cat meowed so loudly, it startled me into dropping a 50-pound weight onto my foot. FML
Top comments
TheFamilyElf 17
You're not alone. The cats of YouTube have distracted us all at some point.
gingermass437 7
"Ready to go to the gym?" "Not meow."
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Comments (194)
kyz_xox 11
A true Redditor.
DrugFreeYouth 3
Damn those cat videos! Distract me everytime.
ericapowers 0
Don't worry OP I try to go to the gym everyday and it never happens.
blink_kid 32
Story of my life.
icemand90 17
sounds more like it was an idle thought to me...
DJRhetorical 4
Do, or do not, there is no try!
lauramce_97 0
lol, get a home gym
iNewKid 20
By cat videos you mean pussy and by youtube you mean youporn?
melrose90210 10
Cat videos are freakin funny, but not three hours funny.
quontag 15
I hate cats.